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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #165 on: July 20, 2020, 06:19:04 PM »
Those videos are so long, I'm not sure I believe you've even watched them.  :lol1: Seriously, someone would have to be really really really interested, so you're probably better off just writing than expecting anyone to watch hours and hours of youtube at your request.  :dunno:
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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #166 on: July 20, 2020, 07:39:30 PM »
I still don't see balls.

Why are you so bothered about apparent bollock damage anyways if you're 'not the girlfriend type'?

Just saying.
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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #167 on: July 20, 2020, 08:12:06 PM »
He's likely an incel  :tinfoil:

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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #168 on: July 20, 2020, 09:49:24 PM »
If you can't summarise for me what is in a youtube video and why I should watch it, I can't see that it's done you any good in terms of your understanding of the contents so there's no way I'm gonna waste my time.
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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #169 on: July 20, 2020, 09:59:47 PM »
The suggested videos are just conspiracy nonsense anyway - these kind of people cannot think critically and tend to gobble up any old shite online. We all have a degree of confirmation bias, but conspiracy idiots take it to another level.

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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #170 on: July 21, 2020, 02:05:29 AM »
If you have the time, John Oliver's piece about conspiracy theories is pretty good:

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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #171 on: July 21, 2020, 12:35:56 PM »
I still don't see balls.

Why are you so bothered about apparent bollock damage anyways if you're 'not the girlfriend type'?

Just saying.

on other peoples behalf. someone on this thread was saying he was a stallion of a man. don't remember who, but imagine if the shot messed up his balls? you know? thinking ahead.
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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #172 on: July 21, 2020, 12:38:32 PM »
But if you're saying that you dont care about your balls, and I'm the only one who cares about your balls, then sure, take the shot. See if I care. I'm not telling you that you can't have it. Just that your balls could be affected. Jesus wept.
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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #173 on: July 21, 2020, 12:49:29 PM »
In 6 months time a lot of people in this thread will be like, r44, you were right, it got my balls.

so thats all im saying. I might not want a gf but I still want my balls you know

Is it the law that I have to sign over my balls to whoever? No. They're my balls.

in a few months they will come out with a new, as yet unamed, new type of ball lesion caused by 'covid' (by the vaccine). mark my words. this isnt a joke.

and you can laugh all you want, how did I know 2 months ahead of everyone else that this new type of ball lesion would be front page news? mark my words.
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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #174 on: July 21, 2020, 12:59:05 PM »
The main reason why I post these things, is that when they come out for real in a few weeks time, you wont be able to say you weren't warned.
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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #175 on: July 21, 2020, 01:00:37 PM »
also i dont watch the videos at normal speed slick. there is a thing called double speed. triple speed. quad speed. (you can get addons)

but yeah for someone with your faculties I would recommend sticking to normal speed, maybe even slowing them down a little. 
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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #176 on: July 21, 2020, 01:05:35 PM »
if you want a snappy summary, how is 'terrifying ball lesions' not a snappy summary?
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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #177 on: July 21, 2020, 01:13:38 PM »
Here are the reasons why you should watch it:

    You'll Get Out of Your Comfort Zone. ...
    Watching Builds Confidence. ...
    You Will Develop Cultural Sensitivity. ...
    You Can Adapt to Globalization. ...
    Be Immersed in a Second (or Third) Language. ...
    Infinite Opportunities to Network.
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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #178 on: July 21, 2020, 03:08:15 PM »
It's not hard to listen to something



are you mentally challenged or something?

news flash, ur getting fired in august. ur going to have allt he fucking time in the world. watch the vid.

and maybe one day you will learn, why you should care about you balls. maybe.
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Re: Everyone is going to die!!!!
« Reply #179 on: July 21, 2020, 03:15:03 PM »
news flash, ur getting fired in august.

I'm too pretty for work.  :zoinks:

When I go to youtube, the suggested videos for me are mainly related to food and funny animals. These are my interests. :orly:

Here's an hour long funny animal video. I wont list the reasons why it should be watched because that's obvious.  :thumbup:

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