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Offline Minister Of Silly Walks

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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #15 on: April 18, 2020, 07:14:14 AM »
CCP hired the Underpants Gnomes to help them come up with a plan for making money, after watching old South Park episodes in an attempt to understand decadent Western society.

The Underpants Gnomes put together a presentation as follows:

1. Make killer virus, "accidentally" release killer virus.
2. Hundreds of thousands die in countries which are your major trading partners. Their economies tank and they can't buy your crap any more
3. Profit $$$

The CCP stood and applauded for 25 minutes.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #16 on: April 18, 2020, 10:50:15 PM »
The virus is just a rejected Kardashian Sister who didn't make the cut for reality TV... and this is her revenge for being rejected.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #17 on: April 19, 2020, 01:42:40 AM »
There's no virus, just a UN conspiracy to kill off people.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2020, 04:14:25 PM »
The Call of duty: Black ops or Modern warfare predict the coronavirus in the form of zombies?  :-\
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #19 on: April 22, 2020, 12:44:57 PM »
I just read that the virus might have been around for months before anyone knew about it. Not sure if that info should go here or in a "what I'm thinking about" thread.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #20 on: April 22, 2020, 04:20:39 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 22, 2020, 12:44:57 PM
I just read that the virus might have been around for months before anyone knew about it. Not sure if that info should go here or in a "what I'm thinking about" thread.
Couple weeks ago read similar suggested about the US, hypothesized because there are no hot spots related to large cities in California and the state had a bad flu outbreak in November around Thanksgiving. The oldest swears her household also had it around that time; respiratory illness that took weeks to fully recover.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #21 on: April 22, 2020, 11:53:41 PM »
Saw Chris Cuomo - who had covid-19 himself - suggest that, too.
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2020, 07:37:27 AM »
Weird to think significant groups of people were getting sick without all the panicking that surrounds it now. Society could have just kept going with their heads in the sand. Hiw long would it have taken to notice people were dying?
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Re: Let's create some complot theories.
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2020, 02:40:54 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on April 23, 2020, 07:37:27 AM
Weird to think significant groups of people were getting sick without all the panicking that surrounds it now. Society could have just kept going with their heads in the sand. Hiw long would it have taken to notice people were dying?

Societies are good at burying their heads in the sand. It's what they do.

But yeah, it could have taken them forever.
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