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I have a sister???
« on: January 13, 2019, 08:59:31 AM »
It appears she lives in Texas. :laugh:

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WICHITA FALLS, TEXAS —

Police were called to a Texas Walmart after a woman was reportedly drinking wine from a Pringles can and riding an electric cart in the parking lot.

Officers responded to a call around 9 a.m. about a suspicious person in the store’s parking lot, the Times Record News reported. Investigators found the woman at a nearby restaurant and told her she was banned from the Walmart.

The caller said the woman had been riding around the store’s parking lot since 6:30 a.m., drinking wine from the potato chip can.

https://www.ajc.com/news/national/woman-banned-from-walmart-after-riding-cart-while-drinking-wine-from-pringles-can-police-say/pUtXPnUokStQiaJLC0FE1O/





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Re: I have a sister???
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2019, 09:02:09 AM »
 :plus:

You should totally get together!
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Re: I have a sister???
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2019, 09:04:38 AM »
Quote from: odeon on January 13, 2019, 09:02:09 AM
:plus:

You should totally get together!

Could be the best friendship ever.  :laugh:
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Re: I have a sister???
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2019, 09:57:10 AM »
Find her and bring her here.
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Re: I have a sister???
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2019, 01:04:16 PM »
  "Banned from Walmart" has a really badass ring to it.  You need to meet this broad!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: I have a sister???
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2019, 01:20:51 AM »
Getting banned by Wal-Mart. Welcome to America~
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