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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #45 on: January 02, 2019, 04:56:10 PM »
Well as I mentioned, I know good ways to avoid the constipation related to opioid use that affects many users of them, so do make sure you don't just go without. I've had surgery before (on my knee) and it'd have been far too much to cope with without them.
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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #46 on: January 02, 2019, 04:56:46 PM »
Here's my hernia scar about 3days later. It's about a 5 inch scar


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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #47 on: January 02, 2019, 04:57:14 PM »
I'm going to see what I can do for sure. Might just go in drunk if I have too. I'm not putting up with that

Please do not do that, they will cancel the surgery....get drunk after..not before...PLEASE!
for the drainage tube removal? What if I chew gum and hardly speak, immiting alcohol breath :laugh:

I'm not going drunk for the Thyriod removal. That would be bad, as alcohol and general anesthesia don't mix,  :trollskull:

I know your speaking from frustration and stress.  And you know as well as I do that chewing gum does NADA for drunkeness. A pre-op nurse would spot that in a heart beat.  EXnurse speaking here......RESPECT MY AUTHRITAH..... :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #48 on: January 02, 2019, 04:58:17 PM »
Well as I mentioned, I know good ways to avoid the constipation related to opioid use that affects many users of them, so do make sure you don't just go without. I've had surgery before (on my knee) and it'd have been far too much to cope with without them.
Much appreciated Lestat, I appreciate your expertise in the matter
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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #49 on: January 02, 2019, 04:58:36 PM »
Here's my hernia scar about 3days later. It's about a 5 inch scar


I'll post my Neck dissection when it happens,  :zoinks: :orly:

Yep, I've seen those.  And that's for surgeries worse than my own!  OY
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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #50 on: January 02, 2019, 04:59:35 PM »
I'm going to see what I can do for sure. Might just go in drunk if I have too. I'm not putting up with that

Please do not do that, they will cancel the surgery....get drunk after..not before...PLEASE!
for the drainage tube removal? What if I chew gum and hardly speak, immiting alcohol breath :laugh:

I'm not going drunk for the Thyriod removal. That would be bad, as alcohol and general anesthesia don't mix,  :trollskull:

I know your speaking from frustration and stress.  And you know as well as I do that chewing gum does NADA for drunkeness. A pre-op nurse would spot that in a heart beat.  EXnurse speaking here......OBEY MY AUTHRITAH..... :laugh: :laugh:
LOL will do.  :plus:
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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #51 on: January 02, 2019, 08:26:26 PM »
Here's my hernia scar about 3days later. It's about a 5 inch scar


I'll post my Neck dissection when it happens,  :zoinks: :orly:
Get well soon, Jesse.

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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #52 on: January 26, 2019, 08:38:12 PM »
My sister is having the exact same surgery on the 16th of January. She's been told it's cancer but they're doing a biopsy while she's asleep to make sure. So it might even be benign. They won't know for sure until they operate.

It would be excellent if both of you don't have cancer.
Turns out my sister saw the surgeon on the 16th, she didn't have surgery then. I'm going to have to call family for more news.
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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #53 on: February 04, 2019, 09:12:46 PM »
Jesse, have you had the surgery?
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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #54 on: March 13, 2019, 01:55:30 AM »
My sister had surgery last week. She got the results today. Benign!!! Yaaaay!

I'm so happy for her, waiting must have been so difficult. Especially as they told her it was cancerous when they did the biopsy. She's going through a difficult divorce, so I'm glad she doesn't have to worry about cancer now. :)
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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #55 on: March 13, 2019, 11:42:11 AM »
That's really good news, Ren. :)
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Re: Medical Malpractice?
« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2019, 06:43:49 PM »
Jesse, have you had the surgery?

Hey Jesse, hope you are doing well. I second Ren's inquiry.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.