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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #120 on: December 19, 2018, 02:56:44 PM »
I don't understand why we are still saying he is in deep shit, or he'll be going down.

I've been troubled that this hasn't already happened. Obviously if there was nothing to investigate, the investigation would be dropped- but it hasn't, and there is something there. So why is it taking so long? Perhaps our government is more infiltrated than anyone thought (by Russians, and who knows what else). Perhaps the investigation has uncovered something so important, that taking Big D down is of secondary concern.

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Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #121 on: December 19, 2018, 05:22:53 PM »
The problem is that there's enough publically out there to have brought down previous presidents.
Just shit he's said on tape. The fact that that's not enough to motivate Congress to move against
him is a sign of just how bloody awful it's all going to have to be.

Which is weird. He's not popular like Reagan was - but he might be the first president to have
a real propaganda arm.

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #122 on: December 19, 2018, 05:57:22 PM »
I've heard "Cheeto In Chief" a few times. I like that.

I have heard versions of such on line, mainly from Calandale, here.

I think it is funny, but I also think we can do better.

Nope. It's the best. Mainly because of how it abbreviates.

And it needs to catch on.


I only think the PC crowd is worried about how other cheeto-americans might feel.
What's special about how it abbreviates?

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #123 on: December 19, 2018, 06:50:30 PM »
From what I understand you can't indict a sitting president, you have to impeach them...and right now he has the majority in the house and the senate...but that will change in January. He still may very well finish out his term and only then be charged.

The recent ruling in the case against the Trump Foundation that may have been overlooked by many after the recent drama with Cohen & Flynn opens another door enabling him to be charged on a state level for his misuse of charitable funds.

It's all looking like a big game of dominos right now.

My personal favorite is "Mango Mussolini" BTW. :zoinks:

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #124 on: December 19, 2018, 06:59:46 PM »
...he might be the first president to have a real propaganda arm.

Other presidents have utilised propaganda quite effectively. Trump is probably the first president, though, to have a former superpower as his personal propaganda arm.

**edit: Although, if claims about Putin's new hypersonic missiles are anywhere near accurate, calling Russia a "former" superpower might be a bit hasty....
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #125 on: December 19, 2018, 07:13:55 PM »
My personal favorite is "Mango Mussolini" BTW. :zoinks:

That sounds like a mixed drink.

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #126 on: December 19, 2018, 07:57:34 PM »
My personal favorite is "Mango Mussolini" BTW. :zoinks:

That sounds like a mixed drink.

Don't give me any ideas.  :apondering: Wondering now how something like that would sell and whether orange jello shots would be good for the impeachment party....

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #127 on: December 19, 2018, 08:36:41 PM »
Someone needs to drag this tosser out of office, strap him to a chair, before using a dremel saw to carefully cut off the top of his skull.

Then reach in there with a pair of gloved hands, carefully separate the hemispheres of his brain, before defaecating in between them. Then on with the top of his skull, a bit of epoxy resin, and leave him. To slowly degenerate ever more severely, inexorably, until he is rolling around on the floor, twitching, screaming, vomiting, shitting and pissing all over himself, convulsing while his brain liquefies into a necrotic, atrophied slurry.

I’m suddenly remembering the movie Young Frankenstein when Igor mistakenly drops the normal brain of a human and replaces it with the brain of a deranged gorilla and covers up for it by saying her name was Abby Normal.
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #128 on: December 19, 2018, 11:07:49 PM »
I've heard "Cheeto In Chief" a few times. I like that.

I have heard versions of such on line, mainly from Calandale, here.

I think it is funny, but I also think we can do better.

Nope. It's the best. Mainly because of how it abbreviates.

And it needs to catch on.


I only think the PC crowd is worried about how other cheeto-americans might feel.
What's special about how it abbreviates?

google it

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #129 on: December 20, 2018, 12:54:48 AM »
If anyone had suggested something like this in a Hollywood spec script four years ago, the producers would have thrown it out laughing. Get real, man, you need to have some sort of base in reality in a script!

It's great entertainment value, though. Who needs sitcoms when there is Trump and Theresa May's sinking Brexit deal. :laugh:

The biggest problem I see is that we do not yet have a nickname for this guy.

We have had Tricky Dick, Slick Willie, The Gipper or The Teflon President, Papa Bush, Dubya, 45, the 45 (is that calling for an assassination again?). Even going back a bit "Teddy"  and they invented a fucking bear toy to signify this.

We really need to have an all encompassing nickname. Orange boy does not call it all out. We need a final name.

Then we can begin.


Do Brits nickname their political idiots?

In this case? "Cunt".
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #130 on: December 20, 2018, 12:57:36 AM »
I don't understand why we are still saying he is in deep shit, or he'll be going down.

I've been troubled that this hasn't already happened. Obviously if there was nothing to investigate, the investigation would be dropped- but it hasn't, and there is something there. So why is it taking so long? Perhaps our government is more infiltrated than anyone thought (by Russians, and who knows what else). Perhaps the investigation has uncovered something so important, that taking Big D down is of secondary concern.

 :hide: :tinfoil:

I think they're simply taking the time they need.
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #131 on: December 20, 2018, 05:43:36 AM »
I've heard "Cheeto In Chief" a few times. I like that.

I have heard versions of such on line, mainly from Calandale, here.

I think it is funny, but I also think we can do better.

Nope. It's the best. Mainly because of how it abbreviates.

And it needs to catch on.


I only think the PC crowd is worried about how other cheeto-americans might feel.
What's special about how it abbreviates?

google it
Did that. Didn't see anything remarkable.

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #132 on: December 20, 2018, 08:47:47 AM »
I've heard "Cheeto In Chief" a few times. I like that.

I have heard versions of such on line, mainly from Calandale, here.

I think it is funny, but I also think we can do better.

Nope. It's the best. Mainly because of how it abbreviates.

And it needs to catch on.


I only think the PC crowd is worried about how other cheeto-americans might feel.
What's special about how it abbreviates?

google it
Did that. Didn't see anything remarkable.

wow. Shocked to see it's not even close to the top.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commander-in-chief

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #133 on: December 20, 2018, 04:47:29 PM »
I see. Thanks.

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #134 on: December 20, 2018, 05:05:11 PM »
Mattis just resigned basically in protest...letter in the link below.

The only adult on the daycare staff has just left the room...

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/20/read-james-mattis-letter-to-trump-resigning-as-defense-secretary.html