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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #15 on: December 01, 2018, 06:35:04 PM »
Quote from: odeon on December 01, 2018, 05:40:03 PM
Quote from: Jesse on December 01, 2018, 05:30:41 PM
Im convinced Ivanka has seen her dad's ding dong

Thank you for this particular mental image. Someone hand me the brain bleach.
yer yer yer welcome. I've seen him kiss her on the lips before, he totally wants to do her
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2018, 10:41:48 PM »
Quote from: Jesse on December 01, 2018, 05:30:41 PM
Im convinced Ivanka has seen her dad's ding dong

I'm convinced she's more than 'seen' it.
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2018, 02:56:39 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on December 01, 2018, 05:58:37 PM
Quote from: odeon on November 21, 2018, 12:45:24 AM
Trump is also a textbook idiot.

Which is how he has made billions and become President, BECAUSE he is a Textbook Idiot. Best explanation ever.

Did I say that?
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2018, 11:37:08 AM »
Quote from: Calandale on December 01, 2018, 10:41:48 PM
Quote from: Jesse on December 01, 2018, 05:30:41 PM
Im convinced Ivanka has seen her dad's ding dong

I'm convinced she's more than 'seen' it.
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2018, 08:39:44 PM »
Quote from: Calandale on December 01, 2018, 10:41:48 PM
Quote from: Jesse on December 01, 2018, 05:30:41 PM
Im convinced Ivanka has seen her dad's ding dong

I'm convinced she's more than 'seen' it.

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2018, 10:31:58 AM »
Hah :P
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2018, 10:59:53 AM »
Trump's daughter my be named 'Ivanka'

HE, however, is simply, a word that rhymes with 'Ivanka', if spoken as english idiom by one with a thick russian accent....
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2018, 05:33:28 PM »
Can't really blame him for then.

But now...well, she's gotten too old.
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2018, 06:01:02 PM »
Why can't we blame him? it's Trump, we can blame him for pretty much everything from the holocaust to the fratricide of Cain to the last stinking great fart I cut loose.

Who is going to argue, after all. Other than Trump. And he doesn't count as a 'who' at all, really. More of an inconvenient 'what' or an 'it'

A special kind of it, perhaps, I'd grant Trump that. a 'sh-it'.

He looks like a sunburnt teratoma with limb-shaped metastases. Face like an inverted cataloupe melon which has been liberally dipped in faecal matter and launched into the air to a racking click kind of noise followed by a shout of 'PULL!'....
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2018, 05:59:36 PM »
The funny thing is Trump never thought he was going to win the presidency, he was gonna make Trump TV and make millions.

Once the special council is done with him, he is gonna have to resign in shame. Literally everybody around him is in jail, or is pleading w/ deals.


YOU telling me his lawyer is crooked? And not Donald? lmao
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2018, 10:42:29 PM »
I think any lawyer who works for him for long will have to become a crook.
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2018, 11:52:32 PM »
Not sure that can be said of all lawyers, but I believe that such activity goes hand in hand with great wealth, right?

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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2018, 11:56:46 PM »
Quote from: Jesse on December 05, 2018, 05:59:36 PM
The funny thing is Trump never thought he was going to win the presidency, he was gonna make Trump TV and make millions.

Once the special council is done with him, he is gonna have to resign in shame. Literally everybody around him is in jail, or is pleading w/ deals.


YOU telling me his lawyer is crooked? And not Donald? lmao

How do you KNOW what Trump thought?
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #28 on: December 06, 2018, 09:36:30 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on December 05, 2018, 11:56:46 PM
Quote from: Jesse on December 05, 2018, 05:59:36 PM
The funny thing is Trump never thought he was going to win the presidency, he was gonna make Trump TV and make millions.

Once the special council is done with him, he is gonna have to resign in shame. Literally everybody around him is in jail, or is pleading w/ deals.


YOU telling me his lawyer is crooked? And not Donald? lmao

How do you KNOW what Trump thought?

Do you even KNOW that he's capable of it?
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Re: Can't Fix Stupid...
« Reply #29 on: December 06, 2018, 12:36:30 PM »
There are around 60 million people in the US alone who don't. Al isn't alone.
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