Visitors?

[Al Swearegen]

I fucking hate visitors. I am a horrible host and a great visitor.

I hate people in my space. I used to think it was simply the space not being clean but now realise I get horribly anxious around people in my space.

[Calandale]

I used to prefer having visitors to going elsewhere. Though, I wouldn't always clean for them, so they
may have felt differently.

At home I can smoke, my games are available for use, and I can even take a dump. I'm a lousy
host though. I'll wander off and let my guests amuse themselves at times.

[Minister Of Silly Walks]

I have friends who will suggest going to a restaurant as a group.

This costs like $40 or $50 per head. And then we have to chip in for someone who doesn't have a job or whatever, so it ends up costing even more.

Or I can cook at home, I can cook for everyone for a fraction of what it costs for a meal out. I tend to cook a few different things and have interesting starters as well so it's not like we just sit down to a roast chook or a curry or something like that.

My wife doesn't like having people over because she thinks everything has to be perfect and spotless. I wait until she is away and I invite my friends over and I spend like an hour the night before running a broom over the floor and cleaning the dunny.

[renaeden]

MOSW, I'm like your wife. I don't like visitors being put off by a dirty house. I close the doors to the bedrooms though, they don't have to see those. But a clean bathroom, toilet, kitchen and lounge room are a must.

Like Al, I'm an excellent visitor. Just about anything makes me happy - a place to sit and a drink. That's all I need.