Cheat on your spouse in Michigan--get life in prison?

[McGiver]

i am just thinking, "whew!  thank god i'm not out there."

on the plus side, cyber sex will becom all the rage.

They'd better start teaching it in schools then cos there's going to be a lot of frustrated people if people don't learn how to do it right.

and in the 9th grade you get sex education.

in the tenth grade you get the practical advanced studies of cyber sex education.

They could teach it as a form of abstinence  Although how would they teach it without it feeling a little too much like child abuse on the part of the teacher who has to 'cyber' with them?

they could put the girls on one side of the campus and the boys on the other side of the campus.

and simply hand out some pre arranged dialog.  then in the second semester of studies they could get the kids to wing it for themselves.

in the last quarter of studies, they could have them exchainge msn messenger or Aim accounts. instead of phone numbers.

Is mutual masturbation on webcam a university-level course?

teenagers have sex also.  this is safe sex.

[El]

You guys brought it up to be ridiculous, but it almost seems plausible.  It might deserve its own anti-philosophy thread.

[McGiver]

You guys brought it up to be ridiculous, but it almost seems plausible.  It might deserve its own anti-philosophy thread.

agreed.

i remember staring this kinda tongue in cheek.  but i have been considering this all day long.
remember i have two daughters.  and i am frightened about their teenaged years.  especially because there are the playboy type of guys out there, like me.

i would be open minded about this tactic.  since sex is an issue that you cannot ignore.

[El]

Do they teach how to masturbate in sex ed classes?  (Yourself, not someone else.)  I've heard they teach how to have more peasurable sex, or more pleasurable homosexual sex, but it may be an urban legend.

[McGiver]

Do they teach how to masturbate in sex ed classes?  (Yourself, not someone else.)  I've heard they teach how to have more peasurable sex, or more pleasurable homosexual sex, but it may be an urban legend.

i don't know.

i went to private christian schools.
we watched a woody woodpecker cartoon.

[Peter]

Do they teach how to masturbate in sex ed classes?  (Yourself, not someone else.)  I've heard they teach how to have more peasurable sex, or more pleasurable homosexual sex, but it may be an urban legend.

Our sex ed was of the "This is a penis, this a vagina, this is a condom and this is an STD.  Any questions?  No?  Good." sort.  I think we got about 90 minutes of it during the whole of school, at the 14-15 age.

[El]

I was in a residential treatment center during adolescence, and those girls fucked like bunnies in their non-institutionalized lives, so the sex ed was pretty extensive.  I don't think anyone even bothered saying "don't" more than a couple times.  Basically, it was "USE PROTECTION.  FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, USE PROTECTION."  The public schools I was in offered sex ed in varying degrees from third grade till that point, mostly on what to do when you got your period.  Very useful to me, of course.   

[techstepgenr8tion]

That's disgusting, show you just how bored lawmakers are these days. The problem is even if the law system hypothetically was perfect at some point (strictly hypothetical) they're paid their wages to fix it till its broke and I think laws like this are just going to show how bad things are getting. Yeah, I can see cheating pretty much being instant win for other spouse in divorce court and I'd almost be dickish enough to say that the partner caught cheating has to pay alimony even if its a woman who cheated on the guy. As for ranking it up with rape, pedophilia, or whatever is up there that's not a clever or innovative solution (such as what I suggested before) - its a farce.

[The_P]

I am not the least bit surprised by this, considering that the rule of the U.S. is currently dominated by the right-wing Christian fundamentalist hypocrites, forcing their pious beliefs on other people because they think that their God subliminally tells them to.

[techstepgenr8tion]

I am not the least bit surprised by this, considering that the rule of the U.S. is currently dominated by the right-wing Christian fundamentalist hypocrites, forcing their pious beliefs on other people because they think that their God subliminally tells them to.

Michigan though? I really have my doubts, if anything complaints have been that its one of the more discriminatory states toward Christians and  the like, particularly in reference to scholarships and things like that - they've gotten some bad publicity lately. Thats why having a law like this pass up there is all the more weird and confusing.

[The_P]

I am not the least bit surprised by this, considering that the rule of the U.S. is currently dominated by the right-wing Christian fundamentalist hypocrites, forcing their pious beliefs on other people because they think that their God subliminally tells them to.

Michigan though? I really have my doubts, if anything complaints have been that its one of the more discriminatory states toward Christians and  the like, particularly in reference to scholarships and things like that - they've gotten some bad publicity lately. Thats why having a law like this pass up there is all the more weird and confusing.

I'm sorry to diss your State, then.

Nah, not really.

[techstepgenr8tion]

I am not the least bit surprised by this, considering that the rule of the U.S. is currently dominated by the right-wing Christian fundamentalist hypocrites, forcing their pious beliefs on other people because they think that their God subliminally tells them to.

Michigan though? I really have my doubts, if anything complaints have been that its one of the more discriminatory states toward Christians and  the like, particularly in reference to scholarships and things like that - they've gotten some bad publicity lately. Thats why having a law like this pass up there is all the more weird and confusing.

I'm sorry to diss your State, then.

Nah, not really.

Heh, not my state. Diss it all you want.

[SovaNu]

WTF?

how can this kinda law be allowed to exist?

[Callaway]

There used to be a law against sodomy in Georgia that outlawed, among other things, oral sex, even between a married couple.  It was repealed.  I think there is hope that this one will be repealed too.

[techstepgenr8tion]

There used to be a law against sodomy in Georgia that outlawed, among other things, oral sex, even between a married couple.  It was repealed.  I think there is hope that this one will be repealed too.

Or completely ignored and uninforced. I think they have joke books about all kinds of laws like these such as not being able to put a hypnotized person in a window display at a business establishment in Utah or something like that or like only being allowed to bathe rather than shower in a tub outside in West Virginia. Weird stuff that again, makes me wonder how bored these attorneys get sometimes - looks like its nothing new though.