A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Tell me when I scare you all and I'll go back to pretty pics of my face.
i think pete should have admin approval before changing avatars. it's only fair.
not scared, just rather nauseated, so i'll be the wimp who's first to say "mummy - or in this case 'peter!' - please make it go away!!!"yep, i'm a wuss. so sue me.