(Of course this is not a literal proclamation about is relationship with his family members any more than calling him a "Goofy Bastard"is trying to make some overreaching conclusion as to whether his parents were married -which I wouldn't know and wouldn't speculate on)
Simply put, why it this guy so Goofy?
He seems to pack a lot of cringe into his posts. It is almost an artform. Whether it is being disappointed that he went to the spoof thread hoping to see semen. Whether it was letting us know his unfortunate choice in female partners included a girl who was a slutty teenage groupie into aged crooners, or whether it was a cringe-worthy admission that his efforts to share his non-existent sense of humour falls flat.
I think think it is this awareness that attaches him to Odeon in such a sycophantic way and why he curries favour and tries to out-do Icequeen for most ridiculously brown-tongued sycophant.
Pure cringe from the Goofy Motherfucker
was it something I said?