I have to say, I rather see the resemblence, if you ditch the dreadlocks, I can't picture you with dreads.
Hey, and at least that buttcoffee turdburglar had a better half. More than I can say for the OP. I say HAD, mind you. Past tense. Wouldn't go there now, given where Eris has presumably spent her time, given the company in particular, but I can think of plenty things I would have done beforehand. And most of them I wouldn't speak of even here