The title of this thread is hilariously ironic. Not quite as ironic as Al's sig.
You are easily amused, of course, I do agree though, that the amount of critical analysis to distinguish the difference between metaphor and literal meanings and in determining context and subtext and other nuances, is probably beyond you.
Most people here are not so easily lost. Admittedly IceQueen says she is too but I think hers is inherent redneck intellectual laziness rather than stupidity.
Hope that helps.
Too confusing? "I called you a low life fuckwit"