Hey IQ, appy birf dey!
*Lestat is fresh out of wine, can't touch the stuff, so he dilutes down some undenatured lab alcohol with some fresh fruit juice to give it some flavour and sends IQ a bottle of his homemade rocket fuel booze*
Just don't drink more than about two mouthfuls in any 6-7 hours or so, and be aware to make sure that you are already sat down somewhere comfortable. The stuff I mix packs quite a punch.
*sends along a bag full of various krispy kreme donut flavours and filling types for the birthday girl to give her something to snack on and to line her stomach in preparation to receive Lestat's Rocket-Fuel wodka.*
Happy b/day IQ, 51 years young, I hope its been a good one, and wishing you a very good and super-spazzy year to come.
