I meant plussing.
The penis with the tick was purely to get your whiskers quivering.
Still can not spell? Let me help: it is spelled "pissing" and you seem to be fairly accomplished at this "art" when it comes to posting.
Actually, I've gotten really bad at pissing recently.
Like, it always hits the floor. I don't think it's a physical problem, so much as my toilet's not in the right place.
...shouldn't you just adjust where you're standing, then?
You'd think. Or, at least pay some attention. But, every other toilet in the house is where it belongs,
so I'd piss on the floor everywhere else (and in public restrooms) if I got in the habit for the one I
use most.
At least it ensures that I keep the bathroom cleaner than I normally would.