An oldie:
Young Dwayne had just gotten his driving license. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible and get your hair cut, we’ll talk about it.”
After about a month, Dwayne came back and again asked his father if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father’s study where his father said, “Son, I’ve been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you’ve studied your bible diligently, but you didn’t get your hair cut!”
Dwayne paused a moment and answered, “You know Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Muhammed had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.” To which his father replied, “Yes you are right, and they walked every where they went too!”