Fundamentalists

[Queen Victoria]

Okay, I'm two minded about starting this thread, but here goes.  I follow (not a membe) of a group on the web called Free Jinger.  They comment, inform, snark, etc. on fundies for the most part.  They started in response to the Duggars, A Gazillion (sic) Kids and Counting.

Here's an entry for the Denlingers from their youtube video:

   Whew, so I managed to watch the first hour of the natural birth video. Some points of interest:

- He did the grocery shopping during her pregnancy because the grocery store plays rock and roll which is satanic because it was bought here by African slaves who practice VooDoo.

-Rock and Roll causes breach birth.

-Reading the Bible into her vagina prevents breach birth.

-They acknowledged that the Catholic Church basically started the hospital system.

-Hospitals are evil because the Catholics started them.

-Eating your placenta after birth is evil.

-Zsu Anderson apparently eats afterbirth.

    She starts speaking in her mocking voice "There is nothing wrong with eating placenta." As if most women go around saying this.

Feel free to drop in on Free Jinger (see what I did there?) because you don't have to be a member and it's mind-blowing.

[Icequeen]

Thank you.

It looks cool, I like. 

["couldbecousin"]

  Reading anything into my vagina will cause a bloody nose for the person doing the reading. 

['andersom']

How do you read something into a vagina?

If you get a text tattooed inside, someone would be able to read in your vagina. If someone read your vagina a story, it would be reading to your vagina.

But into your vagina? 

['andersom']

Ah, read the OP again, reading to the unborn child by reading into the vagina.

Now I wonder if the vibrations of the reading lips will have pleasant side effects.

[Gopher Gary]

I'm pretty sure the bible says vagina reading is a sin. 

['andersom']

The mere having of a vagina is a sin.

Coveting one is also a sin. Not coveting one as a married man is an even bigger sin. But not as big as having one.

[Icequeen]

Okay...

I googled "vagina reading"...don't ask...it's morning, I'm bored.

Found the term "Genitalleserin".

Basically they are like palm readers, except they don't look at your palm...genital astrology....it exists.

Now I must face my day with my new found knowledge.   

['andersom']

Okay...

I googled "vagina reading"...don't ask...it's morning, I'm bored.

Found the term "Genitalleserin".

Basically they are like palm readers, except they don't look at your palm...genital astrology....it exists.

Now I must face my day with my new found knowledge.   

Bwahahaha

Good morning Icequeen.

[Lestat]

ROFL icequeen.

Call me a cynical old bastard...but that strikes ME, as sounding an awful lot like some lecherous old arsemonger starting up what they doubtless claimed to be an 'ancient tradition' when they in reality just wanted an excuse to look up some naive women's twats.

Probably a lot of (if there ARE a lot of them that is) modern practitioners of ass-trology doing just that. Personally I'd have them hung upside down from a tree branch and whipped bloody if caught doing that for perving reasons.

['andersom']

Lestat, this is serious business. (Bwahahaha) They do penisreading too. It's an ancient Georgian knowledge, going from mother to daughter, for generations.

That said, you can do some self-help, trying to see if it might be something for you. But then getting the help of a dear friend may be helpful.

Very funny read.

I only got links in German though.

Mind boggles how that would be, being introduced to the fine arts of genial reading by mother or grandmother.

[Lestat]

Fine arts of genital reading from your grandparents? sounds like a load of old bollocks to me.

['andersom']

 * Wonders what old bollocks would mean in a reading... *

[Fun With Matches]

* Wonders what old bollocks would mean in a reading... *

 

[Walkie]

* Wonders what old bollocks would mean in a reading... *

Walkie to vagina  reader:

" Oh really? And  I read your bollocks. It's a very old English tradition  There are some really good pointers on a website called Intensity Squared if you want to try reading bollocks too "