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Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« on: July 22, 2017, 02:14:35 PM »
Which leads to the following question:

What are those 3 wishes going to be?

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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2017, 03:30:12 PM »
They would probably be twisted in some weird trumplike fashion that would benefit him.

 

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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2017, 09:34:36 PM »
Quote from: Parts on July 22, 2017, 03:30:12 PM
They would probably be twisted in some weird trumplike fashion that would benefit him.

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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2017, 12:39:42 PM »
I was leaning towards the hypothetical of "if it had a mind of it's own" dilemma nothing too serious, or odd.

Damn it it's already sounding a bit odd  :LOL:
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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2017, 11:36:00 PM »
It has the only mind in the immediate neighbourhood. :P
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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2017, 05:13:54 PM »
I dont get it. he doesnt have a toupee. Weird hairstyle sure but its his, so what do you mean?
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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2017, 09:31:20 PM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on July 24, 2017, 05:13:54 PM
I dont get it. he doesnt have a toupee. Weird hairstyle sure but its his, so what do you mean?

I still think it's a toupee... even if rumors say it's scalp reduction  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2017, 09:40:58 PM »
It's not a toupee; just very bad. :laugh:

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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2017, 11:41:29 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on July 24, 2017, 09:31:20 PM
Quote from: Al Swearengen on July 24, 2017, 05:13:54 PM
I dont get it. he doesnt have a toupee. Weird hairstyle sure but its his, so what do you mean?

I still think it's a toupee... even if rumors say it's scalp reduction  :zombiefuck:

It looks like a toupee and feels like a scalp reduction. :P
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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2017, 02:50:30 PM »
It's real hair, but his hairline is not "right", he's exhibited it a few times.

Most likely scalp reduction.   
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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2017, 07:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on July 25, 2017, 02:50:30 PM
Most likely scalp reduction.
Didn't know that's a thing. Wondering if it has a facelift effect.
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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2017, 08:26:35 AM »
Trump, a rich man, pays someone top make his hair look that way.  And you gave him a country to play with? 

Good call guys.
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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2017, 02:35:00 PM »
Quote from: FourAceDeal on July 26, 2017, 08:26:35 AM
Trump, a rich man, pays someone top make his hair look that way.  And you gave him a country to play with? 

Good call guys.

Not me, I didn't vote for the cheeto and his tribe of despots.  ;)
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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2017, 07:30:48 PM »
Quote from: FourAceDeal on July 26, 2017, 08:26:35 AM
Trump, a rich man, pays someone top make his hair look that way.  And you gave him a country to play with? 

Good call guys.

Look at who the alternative was.   :M
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Re: Donald Trump's Magical Toupee grants you 3 wishes....
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2017, 08:45:43 PM »
Quote from: Almighty Kek on July 26, 2017, 07:30:48 PM
Look at who the alternative was.   :M

I think her hair looks like crap too.  :zoinks:
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