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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #45 on: July 25, 2018, 07:29:02 PM »
Stop looking at your phone.  >:(
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #46 on: July 25, 2018, 11:38:12 PM »
Stop hoggin' the rodent
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #47 on: July 27, 2018, 04:19:57 PM »
I think I chipped a tooth?  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #48 on: July 27, 2018, 04:32:11 PM »
I love the stuffing
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2018, 03:51:42 PM »
Do I taste nutmeg?  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #50 on: May 03, 2019, 04:15:05 PM »
Guest bump.  :orly:


I'm not paying for this.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2019, 01:31:56 AM »
Do you need a napkin? There's something on your chin!
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #52 on: May 29, 2019, 01:47:01 PM »
Oh, I do like serving you.
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #53 on: May 29, 2019, 01:47:50 PM »
Put some hot sauce on that
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #54 on: May 29, 2019, 01:48:55 PM »
Oh look...it's all over junior's face
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #55 on: May 29, 2019, 09:07:25 PM »
Tonight we're using chopsticks.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2019, 08:22:09 AM »
Next time, go to the rest room
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2019, 09:45:23 AM »
You're spilling it.
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2019, 07:07:52 PM »
You'll never accomplish anything with a art history degree.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #59 on: May 31, 2019, 12:53:27 PM »
During sex? Really?
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