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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2017, 04:09:13 PM »
Would you care for dark meat or white meat?
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2017, 07:13:31 PM »
I need more napkins.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #32 on: July 24, 2017, 09:38:18 PM »
Who's for pudding?  :autism:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #33 on: July 25, 2017, 09:11:15 AM »
Try it.  You'll like it.
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #34 on: July 25, 2017, 09:26:36 AM »
Please. I'm trying to reduce my salt intake.
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #35 on: July 25, 2017, 08:09:25 PM »
There's plenty for everyone.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2017, 10:49:19 AM »
  "Please pass the tapioca."  :angel:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2017, 11:11:43 AM »
'Mmmmffffffghhh'
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #38 on: October 12, 2017, 11:15:23 AM »
No talking with your mouth full
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #39 on: October 12, 2017, 12:46:56 PM »
Not so much something SAID, as such..But I really get a strong mental image of something me and the older of my two ex fiancees once did with pepperint oil....                                                                                                                                                                                                           
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #40 on: July 24, 2018, 06:23:24 PM »
Would you care for a Chili Dog??   :autism:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #41 on: July 24, 2018, 06:26:21 PM »
Pull my finger
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #42 on: July 24, 2018, 08:54:51 PM »

Is that a hair?

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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #43 on: July 24, 2018, 08:58:30 PM »

Just because you're done doesn't mean I have to stop.
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #44 on: July 24, 2018, 09:19:46 PM »
Take my dick up your ass, auntie, and please pass me the bread.
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