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Offline FourAceDeal

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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2017, 04:01:04 AM »
Say when.
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2017, 06:49:08 PM »
Do I taste ginger?  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2017, 06:50:48 PM »
I can't talk with my mouth full. :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2017, 06:51:15 PM »
I'm so glad you came.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2017, 06:53:36 PM »
*Cough cough* Gosh, that went down the wrong way!
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2017, 06:55:59 PM »
It's an acquired taste.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2017, 07:01:07 PM »
Ooh, you squirted that in my eye!
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2017, 07:02:35 PM »
Chris! Mind where you point that thing!
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2017, 07:03:44 PM »
Don't feed that sausage to the dog!
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2017, 08:23:38 PM »
Hurry up before it gets cold.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2017, 08:27:25 AM »
White or dark meat?


(very politically incorrect, but possibly heard at an interracial orgy.)
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #26 on: July 08, 2017, 06:35:54 PM »
Try it, you might like it.  :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2017, 08:56:00 PM »
"I'm full."  :orly:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2017, 12:08:22 PM »
Let's invite others the next time. :zoinks:
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Re: Tell me a sentence you could both say during sex and at a family dinner.
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2017, 04:08:24 PM »
That was yummy I think I'll have another serving :oral:
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