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Offline Queen Victoria

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Family Sayings
« on: March 02, 2017, 09:30:31 PM »
What are some of the sayings in your family?  Here are some from my family and from the internet.

Tonight we have ifits for tea, if it's in the freezer we're eating it.

CORN - Clean Out Refrigerator Night

Well, that's that ass wiped. 

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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2017, 11:50:16 PM »
What's for tea?

Bread and duck under the table.

Shit with sugar on it.
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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2017, 06:06:29 AM »
  My mother:  "Use your head for something besides a hat rack!"  :coolguy: :laugh:
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"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2017, 06:17:19 AM »
  My mother:  "The cat can look at the queen."    :kitten: :respect:


   I think it meant we're all equal despite rank, that nobody is better than anybody else.  :apondering:
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"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2017, 06:20:58 AM »
  My mother:  "Well, I'm off ... like a herd of turtles."  :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle:  :laugh:
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"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2017, 10:52:03 AM »
I've got nothing. My family obviously aren't very creative. Actually, they're quite artistic.

The only one I can think of is, "I'm cream crackered".
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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2017, 11:11:44 AM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on March 03, 2017, 06:20:58 AM
  My mother:  "Well, I'm off ... like a herd of turtles."  :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle:  :laugh:
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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2017, 11:20:46 AM »

My grandfather:

"That's so good it eats right where you hold it."

It was complementary without getting into specifics.
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2017, 11:29:47 AM »

My father:

"Well, bless his heart!"

My dad did not like to use swear words, but we all knew that saying was code for, "That SON OF A BITCH!!" 
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2017, 11:43:43 AM »
Quote from: "couldbecousin" on March 03, 2017, 06:20:58 AM
  My mother:  "Well, I'm off ... like a herd of turtles."  :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle: :rocketturtle:  :laugh:

I misread that at first as a herd of truffles.
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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2017, 01:51:54 PM »

My brilliant and artistic wife, concerned about my health:

"You've been burning your candle at both ends so long you're running out of wax."

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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2017, 07:08:15 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on March 02, 2017, 11:50:16 PM
What's for tea?

Bread and duck under the table.

Shit with sugar on it.
Pot of stuff.
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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2017, 07:38:11 PM »
We say a pound of hundreds.  :orly: It's the standard answer to what do you want, when the answer is nothing. What do you want for your birthday? What do you want for Christmas? I'm going to the store, do you want me to bring something back for you? A pound of hundreds.  :zoinks:
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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2017, 10:45:51 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on March 03, 2017, 01:51:54 PM

My brilliant and artistic wife, concerned about my health:

"You've been burning your candle at both ends so long you're running out of wax."

 :tinfoil:

 :rollingpin: :runaway:

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Re: Family Sayings
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2017, 06:25:07 AM »
Quote from: justcurious on March 03, 2017, 10:52:03 AM
I've got nothing. My family obviously aren't very creative. Actually, they're quite artistic.

The only one I can think of is, "I'm cream crackered".

  Is that a rhyming-slang version of  "I'm knackered"?  :orly:
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"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"
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