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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2007, 03:56:52 AM »
vegetables rather. i find desserts threatning. :P
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2007, 05:56:35 AM »
I kind of like it, except that I think it's too easy to become a post whore.

 :agreed: I'd say at least 750, preferrably 1000 before you get to postwhore.


But I do like the ranks, so +1 to PMSelle.

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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2007, 06:38:03 AM »
Thanks guys!  How about this system, then (less easy to be a postwhore):

I'll propose a system, since I'm bored enough (ones where I'm half-joking italicized):

0-  Newbie
10-  Rookie (be kind to me)
25-  Fresh Meat
50-  Part of the Chaos
100-  Frequent Poster
250-  Constant Poster
500-  Intense Poster
666-  THE DEVIL
667-  Intense Poster
1000- Postwhore
2500-  Insane Postwhore
5000-  Allmighty Postwhore
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2007, 12:55:42 PM »
:laugh: I like it!
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2007, 05:24:16 PM »
Thanks guys!  How about this system, then (less easy to be a postwhore):

I'll propose a system, since I'm bored enough (ones where I'm half-joking italicized):

0-  Newbie
10-  Rookie (be kind to me)
25-  Fresh Meat
50-  Part of the Chaos
100-  Frequent Poster
250-  Constant Poster
500-  Intense Poster
666-  THE DEVIL
667-  Intense Poster
1000- Postwhore
2500-  Insane Postwhore
5000-  Allmighty Postwhore

i like it also.

however, i can see a mad rush trying to get to #666, and then all of a sudden the poster(s) stop posting.
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2007, 05:43:06 PM »
Nah. The risk is manageable. :laugh:
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2007, 05:53:00 PM »
so can we take this idea and put it in the voting booth?
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2007, 06:19:47 PM »
so can we take this idea and put it in the voting booth?

I think we should  :agreed:

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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2007, 06:44:30 PM »
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2007, 06:50:26 PM »


Thanks guys!  How about this system, then (less easy to be a postwhore):

I'll propose a system, since I'm bored enough (ones where I'm half-joking italicized):

0-  Newbie
10-  Rookie (be kind to me)
25-  Fresh Meat
50-  Part of the Chaos
100-  Frequent Poster
250-  Constant Poster
500-  Intense Poster
666-  THE DEVIL
667-  Intense Poster
1000- Postwhore
2500-  Insane Postwhore
5000-  Allmighty Postwhore

i like it also.

however, i can see a mad rush trying to get to #666, and then all of a sudden the poster(s) stop posting.

Maybe a couple of additions?


0-  Newbie (please, check my diaper)
10-  Rookie (be kind to me)
25-  Fresh Meat (Lick, before biting, please)
50-  Part of the Chaos (I wanna be)
100-  Frequent Poster (Hey, I found the other forum)
250-  Constant Poster (between wanks, that is)
500-  Intense Poster (I can wank and post at the same time)
666-  THE DEVIL (I'm giving everybody a Blow Job) [A one day surprise]
667-  Intense Poster (I can wank and post at the same time)
1000- Postwhore (I got laid!)
2500-  Insane Postwhore (everyone has seen my Arse)
5000-  Allmighty Postwhore (everyone has given me a Rimjob)
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #25 on: January 24, 2007, 06:52:12 PM »


Thanks guys!  How about this system, then (less easy to be a postwhore):

I'll propose a system, since I'm bored enough (ones where I'm half-joking italicized):

0-  Newbie
10-  Rookie (be kind to me)
25-  Fresh Meat
50-  Part of the Chaos
100-  Frequent Poster
250-  Constant Poster
500-  Intense Poster
666-  THE DEVIL
667-  Intense Poster
1000- Postwhore
2500-  Insane Postwhore
5000-  Allmighty Postwhore

i like it also.

however, i can see a mad rush trying to get to #666, and then all of a sudden the poster(s) stop posting.

Maybe a couple of additions?


0-  Newbie (please, check my diaper)
10-  Rookie (be kind to me)
25-  Fresh Meat (Lick, before biting, please)
50-  Part of the Chaos (I wanna be)
100-  Frequent Poster (Hey, I found the other forum)
250-  Constant Poster (between wanks, that is)
500-  Intense Poster (I can wank and post at the same time)
666-  THE DEVIL (I'm giving everybody a Blow Job) [A one day surprise]
667-  Intense Poster (I can wank and post at the same time)
1000- Postwhore (I got laid!)
2500-  Insane Postwhore (everyone has seen my Arse)
5000-  Allmighty Postwhore (everyone has given me a Rimjob)
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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #26 on: January 24, 2007, 06:52:26 PM »
PMSL dirtdawg but I can't give you karma again just yet- I owe you one  :laugh:

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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #27 on: January 24, 2007, 06:54:34 PM »
I have to admit, as expected, I prefer them without the sexual connotations. Tho I know I will be in a minority. I am just sure they can be made amusing without sexual references.

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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #28 on: January 24, 2007, 06:57:11 PM »
I have to admit, as expected, I prefer them without the sexual connotations. Tho I know I will be in a minority. I am just sure they can be made amusing without sexual references.

The ones in the vote don't have the sexual references and I think its possible they might put other people off too.  I don't think dirtdawg was entirely serious (although I'm usually wrong with his posts  :laugh:).

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Re: Design a Post Count Ranking System
« Reply #29 on: January 24, 2007, 06:58:36 PM »
If he wasn't serious, then I guess I did an aspie thing, lol...but I felt sure he was serious, nothing on here would surprise me anymore  :laugh: