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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2016, 07:31:14 PM »
Do you take bribes?  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2016, 07:31:25 PM »
Do you know who WE are?
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2016, 07:41:38 PM »
You're going to make me late.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2016, 07:43:03 PM »
Nice tits.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #19 on: December 30, 2016, 07:43:54 PM »
You're not the boss of me.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #20 on: December 30, 2016, 07:50:47 PM »
Can I see YOUR license and registration?  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #21 on: December 30, 2016, 07:51:54 PM »
Is that a rhetorical question?  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #22 on: December 30, 2016, 07:54:41 PM »
What would Jesus do?  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #23 on: December 30, 2016, 08:47:04 PM »
 :notes: Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do?   :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #24 on: December 30, 2016, 09:00:24 PM »
This town isn't big enough for the both of us.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #25 on: December 30, 2016, 09:06:31 PM »
Have you been drinking?  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #26 on: December 30, 2016, 09:09:18 PM »
Move along, nothing to see here.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #27 on: December 30, 2016, 09:16:33 PM »
I'm going to tell your mom.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #28 on: December 30, 2016, 09:17:31 PM »
My dad could beat up your dad.  :zoinks:
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Re: Random things you shouldn't say to a cop.
« Reply #29 on: December 30, 2016, 09:18:37 PM »
I know you are but what am I?  :zoinks:
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