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Daily Confessional
« on: October 23, 2016, 04:31:38 PM »
I didn't learn how to tie my shoes until I was 13  (emo)

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2016, 06:32:26 PM »
I think I was 10. Before that I always had Velcro.
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2016, 07:01:24 PM »
I saw a Leprechaun when I was 4!
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2016, 06:08:49 AM »
  I didn't learn to take the city bus till I was 22.  Still can't drive.  :tard:
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2016, 08:19:48 AM »
I never learned how to parallel park.

Might be able to do it if I tried, but never had to.

I've found ways to avoid the situation for 33 years. :thumbup:

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2016, 08:56:51 AM »
I never learned how to parallel park.

Might be able to do it if I tried, but never had to.

I've found ways to avoid the situation for 33 years. :thumbup:
Parallel parking was OK. But the other way of parking I found much harder. I avoided that, whenever I could. But if it had to be done, then backing in, easier than the other way around.
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2016, 10:40:53 AM »
I find it annoying when people think they know so much just because they've either read about it, or they use their intelligence as an excuse to be a pompous ass.

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2016, 11:57:05 AM »
I love The Monkees!

Watching them now on Antenna TV!
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2016, 12:52:56 PM »

I was still having trouble with being afraid of the dark at age fourteen.

I know I mentioned this before, but it was a problem at the time.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2016, 01:22:14 PM »
I sleep with a night lite at age 49.

Half because I don't like the dark, and half because my eyes won't adjust and I'd kill myself otherwise.

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2016, 01:40:51 PM »
I used to get abducted by aliens all the time. That is until I found out I had a sleep disorder where I essentially stopped breathing and became paralyzed and was actually "sensing" being abducted as a result.
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2016, 03:00:14 PM »
I worry about what people think of me.

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2016, 06:48:42 PM »
I worry about what people think of me.

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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2016, 08:18:16 PM »
I find it annoying when people think they know so much just because they've either read about it, or they use their intelligence as an excuse to be a pompous ass.

Hey, I resemble this remark.
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Re: Daily Confessional
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2016, 08:46:11 PM »
I find it annoying when people think they know so much just because they've either read about it, or they use their intelligence as an excuse to be a pompous ass.

Hey, I resemble this remark.

Me too some days I bet.  :LOL: