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[Genesis]

Why? What happened to Gary?

[Al Swearegen]

Why? What happened to Gary?

Odious has him?

[Pyraxis]

Isn't it the other way around?

[Gopher Gary]

#SaveGaryGopher

That's the spirit, Mr Swearengen!



Will you be our new Special Interest?

It would be an honour.  But you have to know I think I will steal "Odious"  as a term for our leader.

#SaveGaryGopher

You’re welcome, Al

I don’t suppose we’ll be needing it any more , not since our Gertie persuaded us to switch to the “sweet talk “ approach.  And man,  can Gertie be persuasive!  I was gonna share all the details with you guys , but she says she won’t be persauading me any more,  if I spill. Damn, that gopher is really something.  Pity  she’s so hung-up  on Odio…er , that’s Mr Odeon to me.

Your mate ,
Gavin  (Gopher no. 14 )

[Gopher Gary]

Isn't it the other way around?

It's totally the other way round. Miss Pyraxis.  You haven't met Gopher 69 yet have you? Thank the stars we didn't let that one loose on  Odeon.  I'm sure he wouldn't have liked that at all .

Gopher 15

(Hey! are we still keeping our identies secret, guys? I'm getting some mixed messages here)

[Al Swearegen]

Isn't it the other way around?

It's totally the other way round. Miss Pyraxis.  You haven't met Gopher 69 yet have you? Thank the stars we didn't let that one loose on  Odeon.  I'm sure he wouldn't have liked that at all .

Gopher 15

(Hey! are we still keeping our identies secret, guys? I'm getting some mixed messages here)

#SaveGaryGopher

[Gopher Gary]

Why? What happened to Gary?

Mr Genesis,

Legend tells of a long , dark and tortuous thread within the secret Citadel of the  Elders  wherein the earnest seeker may find the entire dismal story, written in that malodorous substance which emanates from the Dark One’s nether regions  and which may not be named.

I have witnessed that thread.  The legend speaks the truth.

And by the way, Gavin, dear boy,   I am my own Gopher. I answer to nobody, not even Gertie. Please restrict yourself to speaking for yourself.

Gandalf, the grey Gopher. 

[Gopher Gary]

All for having fun here, but honestly not really sure what to think of it; maybe it's fun, maybe it's not. Have made it clear about not appreciating being impersonated, so it's possible presenting some facsimile of me might not be as fun as appearances. Maybe some people just can't handle other people's uniqueness. Maybe it's really funny and somehow original in a way that I can't see. Really don't know and doubt anyone is going to tell me.

Ms Jack,

We is not meaning to disrespect the Piper. And we is not meaning to  be any fake smile of yourself.  We is  thinking that it is very easy to see the difference.  We is sad that you is taking that way. We is the Gopher Gary fan club,  that is what we  is.   And  we is all  hate-full of paedos, so we is finking it is best if GLF  poo all over the  the hate-full paedo pic   and put our “bad photoshop” next to the gopher words instead.  Otherwise people finks that the gopher is a paedo . We is all very, very sad when we re-reads our  hero’s words, and we sees that horrible, horrible   Glitter pretending to be speaking them.  The horrible , horrible Glitter is the fake smile. We is not understanding why you is not hate-full of the Glitter, but is hate-full of GLF instead.

But  now we is also sad that we is maybe making our hero sad.

 If  Gopher Gary  comes out and says “Go away  GLF” we will.  We have all sweared to do that.  Maybe  we go will go away anyway , but we will never ever let the horrible, horrible  Glitter  come back.

Ms Pyraxis, we is deeply offended that you fink we did a bad photoshop!  We did not!  We did a bad MSPaint job.  So there!  Our paws are not  so good at these fings.  We will let you make  a nicer one for us if you like.   

Gopher 0  (Gwenny   Gopher)

We has con-furred. And we has had a brillant idea.    We is going to take over another members account, so that our Hero Gopher Gary can come back and delete all ours posts if he wants   and then no more GLF posts on his account...not unless the horrible, horrible Glitter comes back.

We is all happy and ex-sited now

Gwenny Gopher (pp GLF management. They said I could put that . They DID! )

[Genesis]

Seems legit

[Al Swearegen]

All for having fun here, but honestly not really sure what to think of it; maybe it's fun, maybe it's not. Have made it clear about not appreciating being impersonated, so it's possible presenting some facsimile of me might not be as fun as appearances. Maybe some people just can't handle other people's uniqueness. Maybe it's really funny and somehow original in a way that I can't see. Really don't know and doubt anyone is going to tell me.

Ms Jack,

We is not meaning to disrespect the Piper. And we is not meaning to  be any fake smile of yourself.  We is  thinking that it is very easy to see the difference.  We is sad that you is taking that way. We is the Gopher Gary fan club,  that is what we  is.   And  we is all  hate-full of paedos, so we is finking it is best if GLF  poo all over the  the hate-full paedo pic   and put our “bad photoshop” next to the gopher words instead.  Otherwise people finks that the gopher is a paedo . We is all very, very sad when we re-reads our  hero’s words, and we sees that horrible, horrible   Glitter pretending to be speaking them.  The horrible , horrible Glitter is the fake smile. We is not understanding why you is not hate-full of the Glitter, but is hate-full of GLF instead.

But  now we is also sad that we is maybe making our hero sad.

 If  Gopher Gary  comes out and says “Go away  GLF” we will.  We have all sweared to do that.  Maybe  we go will go away anyway , but we will never ever let the horrible, horrible  Glitter  come back.

Ms Pyraxis, we is deeply offended that you fink we did a bad photoshop!  We did not!  We did a bad MSPaint job.  So there!  Our paws are not  so good at these fings.  We will let you make  a nicer one for us if you like.   

Gopher 0  (Gwenny   Gopher)

We has con-furred. And we has had a brillant idea.    We is going to take over another members account, so that our Hero Gopher Gary can come back and delete all ours posts if he wants   and then no more GLF posts on his account...not unless the horrible, horrible Glitter comes back.

We is all happy and ex-sited now

Gwenny Gopher (pp GLF management. They said I could put that . They DID! )

I am no more understanding of what is going on than a week ago BUT I want to see Gary around

#SaveGaryGopher

[Yuri Bezmenov]

So what has happened to the GLF??

I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! 

[Genesis]

So what has happened to the GLF??

I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! 

I was going to go troll Donald Trump on Twitter 

[Jack]

So what has happened to the GLF??

I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! 

I was going to go troll Donald Trump on Twitter 

Why not be Trump in the sock?

[Genesis]

So what has happened to the GLF??

I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! 

I was going to go troll Donald Trump on Twitter 

Why not be Trump in the sock?

You mean use the sock account?

[Jack]

So what has happened to the GLF??

I want to see some terrorist shit or something!! 

I was going to go troll Donald Trump on Twitter 

Why not be Trump in the sock?

You mean use the sock account?

That's correct. Troll Trump here.