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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #60 on: October 08, 2016, 10:18:33 AM »
What ISN'T wrong with nottingham? place is a midden with features.

They call it shottingham, and not for bad reason.

Made me laugh.  Love it.  Best put down for a town I've read.
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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #61 on: October 08, 2016, 10:33:20 AM »
I grew up in Yorkshire (Leeds, Armley), but I live in Worcestershire - about 15 miles south of the centre of Birmingham.

And I cannot believe I've just read a thread in which people are talking about voluntarily going to Nottingham.  FFS.  I've been there once and that was enough.
What was wrong with Nottingham?

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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #62 on: October 08, 2016, 10:50:44 AM »
Re: have you never been there?

Did you even need to ASK? 

If I were to drop a humongous, week-in-the-making turd, get a little bitty ISIS flag, set on the end of a cocktail stick, drop it in a glass and make a marfuckingtini and snap it with my camera, would you drink it based on the fact the photograph did not offend your nostrils?

I, for one, would not. Want to travel without travelling? take a seven pound lumphammer, dig up a sewer and smash it open, then stick your head down there wearing a snorkel filled with penises. There. No need to visit nottingham.

Someone might call the cops on you for vandalism. Better, however, to be clocked than glocked.
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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #63 on: October 08, 2016, 10:56:55 AM »
Place is the urethra of the scabby, syphilitic hobo currently bumming the family dog of the local crack-whore's crack fucking baby. Only with less of the charm

And not one of those kinda hot dogs either, one of those butt-ugly pit-staff cross things, or one of those awful yappy paris hilton nippy little bastards who's mange-ridden head would likely explode from the pressure of a human dick.
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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #64 on: October 08, 2016, 10:57:29 AM »
Are you trying to say it smells bad there?

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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #65 on: October 08, 2016, 11:00:51 AM »
No I am saying its the gonorrhea-afflicted urethra of the scabby crack whore tramp's dick, stuck in the anus of its severely, severely un-hot-canid.

Only the fleas and ticks have two legs, and rather than being specialist haemovores they have degenerated to the point where they simply. suck.
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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #66 on: October 08, 2016, 11:03:54 AM »
So it's some sort of slum city?

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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #67 on: October 08, 2016, 11:54:48 AM »
Kinda, Not so much if the city though.  Although if its stink you want. Go to flixton. Have been passing through there by car and the stench from the sewage works was a real gutbuster. Place has its good points though, like a girl living there I went to my first secondary school with, kanner;s autie and incredibly cute. She's got this high squeaky voice and she hasn't aged a day, visually. Although for some reason, I still LIKE her like her, as I did back then. Went back to catch up with her a few years back, ended up entertaining her (also autie) brother who I know not well, although he did go to the same school not to the same block as myself and laura, the girl. God shes such a cutie, the sort you just can't help but adore, cute as fucking buttons.
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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #68 on: October 08, 2016, 02:55:10 PM »
Place is the urethra of the scabby, syphilitic hobo currently bumming the family dog of the local crack-whore's crack fucking baby. Only with less of the charm

And not one of those kinda hot dogs either, one of those butt-ugly pit-staff cross things, or one of those awful yappy paris hilton nippy little bastards who's mange-ridden head would likely explode from the pressure of a human dick.

Yeah, but tell us what you really think. :P
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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #69 on: October 08, 2016, 04:11:13 PM »
Place is the urethra of the scabby, syphilitic hobo currently bumming the family dog of the local crack-whore's crack fucking baby. Only with less of the charm

And not one of those kinda hot dogs either, one of those butt-ugly pit-staff cross things, or one of those awful yappy paris hilton nippy little bastards who's mange-ridden head would likely explode from the pressure of a human dick.

Yeah, but tell us what you really think. :P

:rofl: :plus:

For my own part,  I'm fond of Nottingham...nooo don't scrag me, wait for the rest first...I'm fond of Nottingham because my Favourite Person in the Entire Universe lived there for several years. So I can't say I particulaly  noticed the city on my visits, it just acquired a magical sparkle by pure association.

Anyway, i thought you guys might like what said Favourite Person told me about the place. He'd done quite a bit of historical reseach , and he said the town  was originally founded  by some invading oik called Snot. Yes, Snot. That green stuff that comes out of your nose. The place was , accordingly called Snottingham originally.  Then, at  some point in time the "S" was quietly dropped.  Dropped but not forgotten. Hehe.

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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #70 on: October 08, 2016, 04:17:38 PM »
Re: have you never been there?

Did you even need to ASK? 

If I were to drop a humongous, week-in-the-making turd, get a little bitty ISIS flag, set on the end of a cocktail stick, drop it in a glass and make a marfuckingtini and snap it with my camera, would you drink it based on the fact the photograph did not offend your nostrils?

I, for one, would not. Want to travel without travelling? take a seven pound lumphammer, dig up a sewer and smash it open, then stick your head down there wearing a snorkel filled with penises. There. No need to visit nottingham.

Someone might call the cops on you for vandalism. Better, however, to be clocked than glocked.

Now you're talking about Luton, not Nottingham. 
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« Reply #71 on: October 08, 2016, 04:23:41 PM »
It's this guy's fault. He gave me the idea:

As those of you who remember me know I'm a Yorkshireman - since everyone is talking about origins that makes me a Bradford mutt, English Irish and West Indian heritage but 100% northerner - I don't live in my home city any more but didn't get far, I'm still in Pennine Yorkshire. I don't do meetups as I get nosebleeds if I go closer to That London than Nottingham tha knows. :viking:

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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #72 on: October 08, 2016, 08:01:15 PM »
Lol, don't blame me, I've never been! It's just the furthest distance down the M1 that doesn't feel like Down South - a mate of mine was at uni there 20 years ago and he said it was an armpit back then. Even bearing in mind we're from Bradford.  :lol1:

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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #73 on: October 08, 2016, 08:33:37 PM »
Never been to luton. Have no great desire to go.

And everyone in bradford is a mutt:P

If someone is going to tell a paki joke, bradford is the place they are likely going to set it.

And odeon, I attempted to fullfill you request but kept getting redirected to a site on which to buy dry ice. Looks like the forum software isn't up to handling anything but my polite, respectful veneer in reference to that..well I'd say city. Only that doesn't exactly do it justice.

As far  as luton goes, salford for shootings, or moss side, if you want black on black, those buggers are always one upping each other,   is probably the doorstep equivalent  or ancoats, now there is a god damn dump and literally the doorstep equivalent  not, as it may appear solely because its in the city far enough to travel to, physically, there is a different doorstep there. Only one, mind you, everybody takes turns to sit on it whilst they light their crack pipes. But they have to share the doorstep.

Seriously place is a pit.  Syria lite,  with the very stones crying out for an airstrike as soon as possible. Been there a fair bit to pick up kit, everyones either on kit down there or a crackhead. Or both. The guy I picked up through last a fair bit was a crack user too. Had a terrible cough, homeless guy down on his luck, pretty shit, lost his job, couldn't support himself and ended up on the streets, I kept pressing him to get it checked in hospital, he said he was going to. Real stand up decent guy actually, say what you like about crackheads if its fair, but this guy, he actually did make sure I got treated decently by dealers, made sure I kept hold of his phone, which he'd not have been able to replace, a good one, worth as much or more as the brown I was buying, etc, as a matter of honor.

Then some gear appeared on the scene, gear that wasn't. I wish I'd have saved a sample but I didn't at the time have access to GC-MS, could I suppose have sent some to one of the testing organizations, but whilst they can test the likes of tablets sold under the name extacy, psychedelic phenethylamines, tryptamines, common opioids, they aren't going to have reference standards, and damn if I felt right putting some in the postal service where others could handle it. Lab workers would know, with a warning posted along with it, in a vial placed inside a vial, to handle with extreme caution. But soon after sending warnings to the correct channels to get one officially posted in the likes of needle exchanges people use, city wide if things went as well as hoped, everybody disappeared. Literally, phones dead, and I think they are too.

This light tan, quite compressed stuff was H, partially, I could taste it well enough in the pipe, but everybody, without exception, had been saying fuck me this is the most potent stuff I've had in ten years, etc. On the scene for a couple of weeks, and then bang, nobody left. Couldn't find it now if i  wanted to. Now normally I am taking painkillers for the joints, entire reason I wanted that shite temporarily. But I'm convinced that heavy med tolerance saved my life. Typical street stuff if I was going to shoot it, could shoot 5-6 bags, more if they were a bit..lean, but good stuff good bags as I was usually getting, bought 7 20 bags of this batch, and whilst I could tell it was kit, by taste, there was something else in there, something potent as hell, opoiodergic, and of great potency, Insufficient to trigger my (now dead, too, after I accidentally spilled something on it and melted the insides, rusted everything up pretty good) scale, with a 10mg threshold weight. Not the best scale, will buy a far better one, but that, and smoked at that, not injected, was sufficient to produce moderate, middling effects. Not possible if that had been the purest damn H a lab could provide, it would be without effect at the dose taken at the lowest levels I explored the stuff at, which did have effects, ergo, the bioassay proves it was indeed contaminated with a high potency opioid. What it was, I don't know, but it was bloody potent. Tolerance equal to 1-1.5g pharmaceutical morphine,  maximal tolerace level that I myself would feel comfortable about administering to myself via the IV route without danger, physiologically speaking. Pretty sure that saved my life, I really am. As it was, very careful handling of...whatever it was, thise bags lasted almost a month. I've been reading more and more shocking stuff about what commercial gear gets cut with.  Fentanyl is common enough, various research chemical fent analogs.. Have even recently heard tell of carfentanil being used, and that is one of the two drugs, along with etorphine, used as the payload of dart rifles used for tranqing large critters like rhino, elephant, giraffe etc.  The kits are distributed as multi-item sets, to vets including antagonist drugs capable of reversing the effect, diprenorphine IIRC, since naloxone may well not prove sufficient.

But as for the place this potent as hell gear (doubt it was carfentanil, but would be an extraordinarily economical way for dealers so inclined, and so suicidal to do business, few grams and your set for thousands and thousands of bags haha) I think it dropped everybody else that I knew, locally at least. And the place is appallingly run down, ancoats, used fucking needles littering the street, could  not walk through a street without being accosted by people trying to sell, and walking corpses trying to scav stuff off me. Who can jolly well sod off. I'm human but I am not a mother theresa smack charity.  My 'doorstep' remark, its not all that far from true. And a mate of mine told me he got assaulted with a baseball bat down there, after someone saw he'd thrown up in an abandoned building outer lot. Ugliest place I've ever seen. And I do not exaggerate. Ugliest, vilest, most run the fuck down dumpster of an area of the city, that needs massive attention and renovation, but probably is not going to get it.
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Re: Brittons of the Community, report yourselves here.
« Reply #74 on: October 09, 2016, 07:44:47 AM »
What ISN'T wrong with nottingham? place is a midden with features.

They call it shottingham, and not for bad reason.

  Some people call my city "Wormtown."  Also, our state college, UMass, is often called ZooMass.  :P
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