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Suicide methods
« on: January 08, 2007, 11:12:05 PM »
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2007, 11:15:30 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

DONT DO IT QC!!!!!!!!!! We love you!!!! You have too much to live for!!!!!!  :o ;) :laugh:
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2007, 11:17:06 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

Why do you ask, Quirky Carla?
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2007, 11:21:51 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on January 08, 2007, 11:17:06 PM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

Why do you ask, Quirky Carla?

Curiosity.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 11:38:15 PM »
i love you QC.

and australia is waiting for their new queen.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2007, 11:39:58 PM »
Get a bottle of helium from a party supply shop, fill a large bag with it, insert your head and secure the bag around your neck with some elastic bands.  You'll pass out very quickly and completely without discomfort, and 5-10 minutes later you'll be brain dead.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2007, 11:49:04 PM »
Is helium necessary? What if someone just put a plastic bag over their head and went to sleep?
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2007, 11:53:29 PM »
Yes, the helium is necessary.  It dilutes the CO2 in your exhaled breath, so that your CO2 levels stay low while your O2 levels drop, thus avoiding the activation of the breathing reflex (since the breathing reflex is activated by high CO2 levels rather than low O2 levels).  Pure nitrogen would work too, but helium is probably easier to get hold of.  With just a plastic bag and ordinary air, you'll quickly start fighting for breath and become extremely uncomfortable, just like you would if you held your breath.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2007, 11:55:38 PM »
k thanks
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2007, 11:58:55 PM »
Note also that simply experimenting with putting your head in a bag of helium is extremely dangerous, since you're liable to pass out without warning and asphixiate.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2007, 12:26:06 AM »
Ok. Thanks for the info.
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2007, 12:40:57 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

You could STEAL a gun..... ::)
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2007, 12:44:49 AM »
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on January 09, 2007, 12:40:57 AM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

You could STEAL a gun..... ::)

Guns aren't really foolproof though.  There's always a fairly large chance of the bullet missing all the vital bits and just leaving you horribly maimed/brain damaged.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #13 on: January 09, 2007, 12:52:50 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 09, 2007, 12:44:49 AM
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on January 09, 2007, 12:40:57 AM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

You could STEAL a gun..... ::)

Guns aren't really foolproof though.  There's always a fairly large chance of the bullet missing all the vital bits and just leaving you horribly maimed/brain damaged.

This may be true of some pinheads (some of which post here) but my head is too big of a target to miss.  :o
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Re: Suicide methods
« Reply #14 on: January 09, 2007, 12:55:17 AM »
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on January 09, 2007, 12:52:50 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on January 09, 2007, 12:44:49 AM
Quote from: The One and Only Illustrious Scrapheap on January 09, 2007, 12:40:57 AM
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on January 08, 2007, 11:12:05 PM
What is a foolproof way someone can commit suicide without owning a gun?

You could STEAL a gun..... ::)

Guns aren't really foolproof though.  There's always a fairly large chance of the bullet missing all the vital bits and just leaving you horribly maimed/brain damaged.

This may be true of some pinheads (some of which post here) but my head is too big of a target to miss.  :o

How big is your head?
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