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Life hacks thread!
« on: September 17, 2016, 03:11:57 AM »
  Share the shortcuts, timesavers, and clever work-arounds that make your daily life easier!  :thumbup:

  Here's mine: I recently learned to make fried eggs on the grill at work.  I was having trouble
  flipping them to cook the other side, because I kept trying to lift the entire (still mostly raw)
  egg with my spatula, and the yolks kept breaking. 

  The secret: You don't have to lift the egg at all, you can just use the spatula to gently scoop
  the white of the egg over the yolk, without moving the yolk at all!   :2thumbsup:
« Last Edit: September 17, 2016, 09:23:36 AM by "couldbecousin" »
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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2016, 05:54:17 PM »
  Share the shortcuts, timesavers, and clever work-arounds that make your daily life easier!  :thumbup:

  Here's mine: I recently learned to make fried eggs on the grill at work.  I was having trouble
  flipping them to cook the other side, because I kept trying to lift the entire (still mostly raw)
  egg with my spatula, and the yolks kept breaking. 

  The secret: You don't have to lift the egg at all, you can just use the spatula to gently scoop
  the white of the egg over the yolk, without moving the yolk at all!   :2thumbsup:

find a pot top with a domed lid. put that over the egg while it's cooking and both sides will cook at once. if you add half a teaspoon of water (we actually use sake), the top will cook even faster.
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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2016, 06:24:11 PM »
travel lighter

Mouthwash can serve as a mouth freshner, deodorant, foot soother, insect bite med.

You can also just put a bit of toothpaste on your tongue, add water and swish, mouth feels great.
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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2016, 05:07:10 AM »
  Share the shortcuts, timesavers, and clever work-arounds that make your daily life easier!  :thumbup:

  Here's mine: I recently learned to make fried eggs on the grill at work.  I was having trouble
  flipping them to cook the other side, because I kept trying to lift the entire (still mostly raw)
  egg with my spatula, and the yolks kept breaking. 

  The secret: You don't have to lift the egg at all, you can just use the spatula to gently scoop
  the white of the egg over the yolk, without moving the yolk at all!   :2thumbsup:

find a pot top with a domed lid. put that over the egg while it's cooking and both sides will cook at once. if you add half a teaspoon of water (we actually use sake), the top will cook even faster.

  That's excellent!  Unfortunately all the pot tops at work are flat!  :laugh:
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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2017, 09:05:54 AM »
  Set a timer for a short little chunk of time, 5 minutes even, and spend that time
  doing something you dread.  For 5 minutes, you can do it.  Then stop when
  the timer goes off, and maybe you'll set it again.  Or maybe you won't. 

  But for those 5 minutes, you did something you needed to do. 
  That was 5 minutes of adulting, 5 minutes of success.  You can build on that!  :arrr:
« Last Edit: January 03, 2017, 09:07:49 AM by "couldbecousin" »
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
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People forget.
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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2017, 09:12:36 AM »
  My mother's tip, from decades ago:  Every day, make a to-do list of just 3 things, and do those.
   Hey, it's better than making a list of 247 things, as I tend to do, and avoiding all of them.  :P
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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2017, 10:18:51 AM »
I found this funny:

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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2017, 10:30:25 AM »
^ Having watched it again, I don't find it funny now. Oh well.
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2017, 10:33:01 AM »
^ Having watched it again, I don't find it funny now. Oh well.

  "Musk of a bull's ball sack,"  :P
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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2017, 10:54:05 AM »
^ Having watched it again, I don't find it funny now. Oh well.

  "Musk of a bull's ball sack,"  :P

:P Maybe it's funny when you watch it once. Then, maybe I don't find it funny now because I'm in a not-so-good mood.
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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2017, 10:55:20 AM »
^ Having watched it again, I don't find it funny now. Oh well.

  "Musk of a bull's ball sack,"  :P

:P Maybe it's funny when you watch it once. Then, maybe I don't find it funny now because I'm in a not-so-good mood.

  I hope you feel better soon.  :hug:
« Last Edit: January 03, 2017, 10:58:50 AM by "couldbecousin" »
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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2017, 10:57:09 AM »
^ Aww, thank you!
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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2017, 11:00:33 AM »
^ Aww, thank you!

  You're welcome!  Haha, I misspelled "better."  :autism:
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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2017, 11:22:01 AM »




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Re: Life hacks thread!
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2017, 12:02:37 PM »
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