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not at the same time
« on: January 07, 2007, 11:52:29 PM »
name two things you love, but not at the same time.


i love milk and  i love cheddar cheese, but never at the same time.
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2007, 02:14:56 AM »
Beer and coffee.
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2007, 05:30:45 AM »
Pizza and Christmas pudding.  8)
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2007, 05:51:39 AM »
hot guys and food.

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Wait, scratch that.  I do enjoy those at the same time. At least I didn't say riding horses and sex.
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2007, 05:59:38 AM »
Taking a shit and eating a fine dinner.  8)
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2007, 06:06:42 AM »
Quote from: fatty mcblob on January 08, 2007, 05:51:39 AM
hot guys and food.

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Wait, scratch that.  I do enjoy those at the same time. At least I didn't say riding horses and sex.

... because you enjoy that, too?
« Last Edit: January 08, 2007, 08:52:47 AM by DirtDawg »
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2007, 06:09:49 AM »

red ripe jalepeno peppers and clit.

actually, i would love it, but the clit bearer might not
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2007, 07:37:58 AM »
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2007, 07:40:53 AM »
Orange juice and toothpaste. Blech!
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2007, 07:41:42 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on January 08, 2007, 07:40:53 AM
Orange juice and toothpaste. Blech!
dittoed
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2007, 09:48:42 AM »
Wearing a thong, and doing situps.
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2007, 09:53:19 AM »
Smoking a Cuban cigar and mixing flash powder.
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2007, 10:18:03 AM »
 late nights  and  early mornings
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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2007, 10:19:42 AM »
Eating salty food and drinking wine or tea!
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Re: not at the same time
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2007, 06:17:17 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on January 08, 2007, 09:48:42 AM
Wearing a thong, and doing situps.

I deg to biffer on that one.
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