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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2018, 07:21:46 AM »
Lol that Monseieur Mangetout guy is mental.

A pair of skis, two beds, 18 bikes, 15 shopping trolleys (I should hope he cleaned the wheels first, C'thulhu only knows what kinds of filth a shopping trolley gets on it in its service life. Ew.)

7 TVs, 6 chandeliers, a water bed, one light aircraft, one coffin (I wonder if there was  any stiff inside it at the time. Could have made for a real cheap funeral. Just an easily undone wrapper, a bottle of hot sauce and a gigantic taco. Hand him over to Mangetout and no grave digging needed. Bones crapped out and steamed clean for return to the grieving family members.)

Oh, and apparently after being given a brass plaque from guiness book of  world records, he ate that, as well.

And according to one report, between 1959 and '97 he apparently ate 9 tons of metal! and presumably that came along with a fair bit of glass as well. Although apparently 'limiting' his consumption of metal to 'only' 1 kilogram per day. Apparently he even ate a piece of the Eiffel tower lmao. Although he couldn't stomach bananas, or hard-boiled eggs.


http://tailgatefan.cbslocal.com/2014/02/25/baseball-food-and-competitive-eating/

Bet even Mangetout would  have turned his nose up at that.....that..object depicted up at the top though. Its meant to be a hotdog, but is it just me that sees  the resemblance, or does it really look an awful lot like some severely unhealthy blood and intestinal lining-spattered squirt of diseased, pus-saturated dysentery-slime? that looks like the last meal of a bloody cholera patient, not something people would order at a sports game, let alone voluntarily consume. That hot-dog looks DISEASED. Or at least swallowed whole by somebody who had some really nasty dysentery type food poisoning and squirted out onto a bun as they squatted over the opened piece of bread.
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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2018, 08:25:41 AM »
^^^WTF is this shit??

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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2018, 08:40:47 AM »
Exactly what I thought. Or almost. I was wondering 'what awful tropical parasitic disease was the host dying from who crapped the  haemorrhagic mucous membrane of his colon and torrent of infected green pus and slime onto that burger bun.

I  wouldn't even expect an abomination like that to be sold at macdonalds, which is kinda saying something.
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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2018, 08:52:50 AM »
You must be tripping balls right now.   :junkie:

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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #19 on: March 14, 2018, 09:06:54 AM »
No, not at  the moment. Only things I'm on are stomach meds, pain meds, antiseizure meds, should  probably take the adrenolytic stuff, and did  take a benzo  just now as  I could  do with some sleep, and  my foot is killing me.

I can't stand atm, so I'm hardly in any condition to take to the lab with designs on crafting some or other novel psychedelic :autism:  And even if I could walk, I'm not about to go to the lab for  anything when there is no way I could  wear shoes,  its bad enough having the one wound  and  its getting infected in my foot, I don't need it to meet a torrent of boiling hot chromyl chloride, iodine monochloride, thionyl chloride or some nasty carcinogenic alkylating agent, strong acid or base, some unfriendly phosphorus compound etc. just itching to burn my feet right off at the ankles. Way too much potential for foot-removal for me to work barefoot even if it was possible. I need those  things for walking around  on, not as wall-mounted anatomical specimens left over from an amputation, or as formaldehyde-pickled tumors (which from the looks of  it, would probably be sold  as  meatball  sandwich filling with a bit of cheap, lurid orange allegedly tomato sauce from that sport stadium.

You can't see quite how hideous that alleged food item looks? it looks like something an ill snake shat after eating a terminally-infected rat.
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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #20 on: March 14, 2018, 12:04:17 PM »
What does any of this have to do with coffee and donuts in Bend??

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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #21 on: March 14, 2018, 04:49:51 PM »
^^^WTF is this shit??

The first page of this thread has a two year old post from CBC with a Wikipedia link for a guy who eats things that aren't food. Lestat never uses the quote button, so sometimes it hard to tell what he's responding to.  :lol1:
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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #22 on: March 14, 2018, 07:51:20 PM »
^^^WTF is this shit??

The first page of this thread has a two year old post from CBC with a Wikipedia link for a guy who eats things that aren't food. Lestat never uses the quote button, so sometimes it hard to tell what he's responding to.  :lol1:

Who are you and what have you done with Gopher Gary?  You're making a coherent post.
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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #23 on: March 14, 2018, 07:59:07 PM »
The reason I don't use the quote button is that I find it a complete pain in the arsehole to follow the nested quotes when they get to the point of quote on quote on top of quote and more damn quotes. Its a nuisance to follow visually.
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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2019, 03:45:10 PM »
Went to Coffee & Donuts in Bend for the first time in over a year today.   8)

There was a guy there with a Yamaha RZ 500 V-4 two stroke.

After a few minutes of trying to get it kick started, it finally fired up. It sounded like a swarm of bumblebees.
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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2019, 08:42:28 PM »
Was it a nice day for it?

And did you eat a donut?
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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2019, 09:51:08 PM »
Was it a nice day for it?

Yes, 70 deg F and sunny.  8)

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And did you eat a donut?

If you consider an apple fritter to be a donut, then yes.

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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #27 on: January 27, 2020, 04:50:25 AM »
When is the next Coffee & Donuts?

Saw a bot looking at this and it piqued my interest.
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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #28 on: January 27, 2020, 05:54:35 AM »
I had an overpriced gluten-free donut a couple of months back.

It was yuck. I shouldn't have bothered.
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Re: Coffee and Donuts in Bend
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2020, 06:14:32 AM »
I've eaten gluten free bread before. Not very nice.
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