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Harmless dumbassery!
« on: April 27, 2016, 06:25:25 AM »
  Laugh at your minor little screwups that didn't hurt anything but your pride.


   Yesterday I was using my phone while lying on my bed, and I dropped the phone on my face.  :autism:
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2016, 07:38:39 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2016, 06:25:25 AM
  Laugh at your minor little screwups that didn't hurt anything but your pride.


   Yesterday I was using my phone while lying on my bed, and I dropped the phone on my face.  :autism:
can i laugh too?
i needed that this morning. i've done the same thing, but with my netbook - not lately because i learned my lesson.
 :plus:
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2016, 05:46:59 AM »
Quote from: WolFish on April 27, 2016, 07:38:39 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 27, 2016, 06:25:25 AM
  Laugh at your minor little screwups that didn't hurt anything but your pride.


   Yesterday I was using my phone while lying on my bed, and I dropped the phone on my face.  :autism:
can i laugh too?
i needed that this morning. i've done the same thing, but with my netbook - not lately because i learned my lesson.
 :plus:

  Laughing is the whole point of this thread, so yes.

   

   I may need to start taking protective measures when using the phone ...  :zoinks:
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2016, 05:52:28 AM »
I need to take protective measures just getting out of bed.

I don't know where to begin some days.  :facepalm2:
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2016, 12:59:08 PM »
Quote from: Icequeen on April 28, 2016, 05:52:28 AM
I need to take protective measures just getting out of bed.

I don't know where to begin some days.  :facepalm2:

Start with shoving one cat to the side. Then shove the other that immediately took the place of the first cat. Then try to get a foot outside, to test the temperature. Find yourself covered in cats again and repeat the procedure.
All the time knowing the cats know best. Bed is the place to be in the mornings. In the mean time, hit the snooze button a few times too.
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2016, 08:50:05 PM »
Harmless dumbassery is my mission statement.  :zoinks:
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2016, 06:25:51 AM »
Went to crush a coke zero can in the crusher on the inside of the pantry door, didn't place it properly, pulled the lever down and the can flew into my face, giving me a fright.
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2016, 07:13:07 AM »
Went to buy a cake for an occasion at work. Looked in Google for a cake shop. Found a cake shop close buy. went to a takeout shop to pick up lunch and order a curry. Went to Cake shop it was a sorry excuse for a cake shop. A choice of two cakes. No, not to "lines" of cakes. I could either get the sole carrot cake or the sole mud cake. neither looked great but I got the mudcake. It was mediocre and expensive.

On way back I saw that the shop nest to the takeaway was a cheesecake shop with a huge range and well priced range of nice looking cakes,
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2016, 01:02:26 AM »
Quote from: renaeden on April 29, 2016, 06:25:51 AM
Went to crush a coke zero can in the crusher on the inside of the pantry door, didn't place it properly, pulled the lever down and the can flew into my face, giving me a fright.

  Awww I hope you weren't hurt.  Watch out for those cans!   :coke:  :hide: 
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2016, 01:03:43 AM »
Quote from: Al Swearengen on April 29, 2016, 07:13:07 AM
Went to buy a cake for an occasion at work. Looked in Google for a cake shop. Found a cake shop close buy. went to a takeout shop to pick up lunch and order a curry. Went to Cake shop it was a sorry excuse for a cake shop. A choice of two cakes. No, not to "lines" of cakes. I could either get the sole carrot cake or the sole mud cake. neither looked great but I got the mudcake. It was mediocre and expensive.

On way back I saw that the shop nest to the takeaway was a cheesecake shop with a huge range and well priced range of nice looking cakes,

  That sucks.  But next time you have an occasion, you'll know where to go.  :cake:
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2016, 05:32:52 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 30, 2016, 01:02:26 AM
Quote from: renaeden on April 29, 2016, 06:25:51 AM
Went to crush a coke zero can in the crusher on the inside of the pantry door, didn't place it properly, pulled the lever down and the can flew into my face, giving me a fright.

Awww I hope you weren't hurt.  Watch out for those cans!   :coke:  :hide:
I wasn't hurt, just shocked, heheh.
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2016, 05:15:11 PM »
I have one of those folding walking sticks--they're light and great when you travel. Something like this:



There is a strong rubber band holding the parts together--these are hollow aluminium pipes. All you have to do to fold the stick is to pull apart the parts and fold the thing.

So, anyway, I was entering the office one fine morning and the end of the stick got stuck when the front door closed behind me. The stick split apart into four parts, with the rubber band holding them together, so the stick stretched out and stopped me, and of course I stumbled. I caught on quickly and got up, and managed to push at the door behind me... and guess what rubber bands do when tightened and released? 
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2016, 06:28:08 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2016, 05:15:11 PM
I have one of those folding walking sticks--they're light and great when you travel. Something like this:



There is a strong rubber band holding the parts together--these are hollow aluminium pipes. All you have to do to fold the stick is to pull apart the parts and fold the thing.

So, anyway, I was entering the office one fine morning and the end of the stick got stuck when the front door closed behind me. The stick split apart into four parts, with the rubber band holding them together, so the stick stretched out and stopped me, and of course I stumbled. I caught on quickly and got up, and managed to push at the door behind me... and guess what rubber bands do when tightened and released?
i have one of those too.
ow.
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2016, 03:35:46 AM »
My ego suffered the most. :)
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Re: Harmless dumbassery!
« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2016, 01:12:13 PM »
  I just swallowed a very large oval-shaped pill while turning my head slightly to the side.
  It really hurt my throat and I'm lucky I didn't choke!  Pill-taking time is no time for multi-tasking.  :facepalm2:
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