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You know you need to get a life when ...
« on: April 20, 2016, 12:11:49 AM »
  ... you feel slightly sad that your busted old toilet is about to be replaced.  :tp: :'(
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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2016, 12:39:13 PM »
"Memories..... light the corners of my mind....
Misty water-colored memories...... of the way we were" :'(

At least you don't buy vacuums from the 1980's for .50 at an auction because you feel sorry for them.

Meet my new restoration project.  :zoinks:



It's an early 80's Electrolux Silverado Deluxe.

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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2016, 01:00:54 PM »
"Memories..... light the corners of my mind....
Misty water-colored memories...... of the way we were" :'(

At least you don't buy vacuums from the 1980's for .50 at an auction because you feel sorry for them.

Meet my new restoration project.  :zoinks:



It's an early 80's Electrolux Silverado Deluxe.

I have absolutely no life....none...zip...nadda. :autism:

It looks a bit like the one I killed, because of sudden awful cramps, 16 years ago, in May. I dropped it, while I feared I started to get a miscarriage.

* feels guilty *
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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #3 on: April 21, 2016, 07:10:55 AM »
  I wonder if any of my mother's late 60s/early 70s vacuum cleaners are still in the house.  :apondering:
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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2016, 06:13:56 PM »
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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2016, 06:16:03 PM »
:laugh: Welcome back.

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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2016, 08:34:32 PM »
One of your daughter's high points in the week is when she accompanies you to your AA meetings.  Poor baby.
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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2016, 09:53:41 AM »
"Memories..... light the corners of my mind....
Misty water-colored memories...... of the way we were" :'(

At least you don't buy vacuums from the 1980's for .50 at an auction because you feel sorry for them.

Meet my new restoration project.  :zoinks:

It's an early 80's Electrolux Silverado Deluxe.

I have absolutely no life....none...zip...nadda. :autism:

It looks a bit like the one I killed, because of sudden awful cramps, 16 years ago, in May. I dropped it, while I feared I started to get a miscarriage.

* feels guilty *
i'll bet someone like IQ rescued it.
i've rescued vacuums, furniture and other things because i felt sorry for them. i used to restore coffee makers and things like that and then donate them.
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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2016, 04:19:03 PM »
Post here instead of going to bed.
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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2016, 04:20:16 PM »
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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2016, 04:21:33 PM »
Just one more post. :zoinks:
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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2016, 04:22:02 PM »
Only one?
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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2016, 04:22:31 PM »
Well, maybe a couple.
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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2016, 10:08:02 PM »

... when I think more about perfecting my new subwoofer design with math than actually building one and THEN testing it.

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Re: You know you need to get a life when ...
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2016, 04:28:42 PM »
When you realise you are waiting for this to turn into something beautiful.

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