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I have only just recently noticed my calves (not the cow sort!), they now have muscle on them which is noticeable. Could be from all the gym work and walking I've been doing. The rest of me looks fat still, but I am happy about my calves.
I also have blunted affect and a resting bitch face that can kill a donkey at 10 paces.
I like my cheekbones. They're nice and high like Johnny Depp's.I also like my waistline, it's kinda cinched in and hourglass which is really cool, and it gives the illusion of me having hips and a butt.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
I have very little gray hair, just single strands here and there. Thus, I pass for 30something.