CBC Advice Thread

["couldbecousin"]

Where should we put the CBC birthday week celebration thread? I'm torn between Games and Free for All.

  It doesn't matter.  Wherever you like. 

["couldbecousin"]

  Don't do laundry on your birthday.  To hell with that!   

['andersom']

  Don't do laundry on your birthday.  To hell with that!   

Yes, and make sure you stink like an eunuch the day after. Party hard, dear Weeble.

[Jack]

Why would a eunuch stink?

['Butterflies']

Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves 

Gross, but true

[Jack]

Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves 

Gross, but true

['andersom']

Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves 

Gross, but true

Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.

["couldbecousin"]

  I had a nice dinner out with friends.  I'm happy to report that I still smell lovely. 

[odeon]

Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves 

Gross, but true

Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.

I didn't want to know this.

['andersom']

Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves 

Gross, but true

Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.

I didn't want to know this.

Welcome into the world of the adults.
A life packed with things you did not want to know.

[Queen Victoria]

Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves 

Gross, but true

Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.

I didn't want to know this.

On the other hand, it might be useful to casually drop into a conversation with your daughter's boyfriend.   

[odeon]

Why would a eunuch stink?

I know the answer to this, thanks to a strange recent late night conversation.

They couldn't stop pissing themselves 

Gross, but true

Yes, depended on how "thorough" the emasculating had been. Sometimes it was "just" the balls, sometimes the penis too, sometimes the owners let their servants be castrated so deep that they lost all control about their bladder.

I didn't want to know this.

On the other hand, it might be useful to casually drop into a conversation with your daughter's boyfriend.   

"Hey, did you know that...?"

["couldbecousin"]

  "TIL on the internet that ..."   

["couldbecousin"]

  Try stealing the tip I learned on a housekeeping message board:  Set a timer for 8 minutes and work
  for just that little bit of time.  If you dread marathon cleaning, working in mini-sessions might help!
  You can do anything for 8 minutes, right?  Well, some things.  Not everything.  At least I can't. 

[Pyraxis]

If I could only do eight minutes of dishes at a time I'd never get anywhere.