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Dick Masterson the dick master
« on: March 07, 2016, 12:06:21 PM »


This guy says some funny one liners. He wrote a book Men Are Better Than Women which was in the comedy section. His real name is Dax Herrera and he looks like he belongs with The Village People. His Dick persona goes out of his way to be macho, but I get the impression he's gay and is spoofing hetero men and likes the cock.

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Re: Dick Masterson the dick master
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2016, 07:57:01 PM »
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Re: Dick Masterson the dick master
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2016, 05:58:36 AM »
He is funny because he is a parody.
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Re: Dick Masterson the dick master
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2016, 05:43:48 PM »
He is funny because he is a parody.

Some people make good points very badly.  :zoinks:
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Re: Dick Masterson the dick master
« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2016, 12:31:28 AM »
I know he's a parody. But I think he's actually making fun of macho straight men.

Like the lisp when he says a woman for president would be a disasster. He reminds me of George Michael.


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Re: Dick Masterson the dick master
« Reply #5 on: March 09, 2016, 12:41:07 AM »
I know he's a parody. But I think he's actually making fun of macho straight men.

Like the lisp when he says a woman for president would be a disasster. He reminds me of George Michael.




I think he is oncoming on PC culture. Ali G was good that way too.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

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Re: Dick Masterson the dick master
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2016, 12:43:23 AM »
I know he's a parody. But I think he's actually making fun of macho straight men.

Like the lisp when he says a woman for president would be a disasster. He reminds me of George Michael.




I think he is oncoming on PC culture. Ali G was good that way too.

A penny saved is a woman fired. :zoinks:
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Re: Dick Masterson the dick master
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2018, 02:47:01 PM »


 :lol1:

I love his comeback at the very end. "If you'd get your fat ass on a treadmill you'd be at the front of the line".  :rofl: