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Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« on: March 05, 2016, 04:54:09 PM »
Trump and Hitllary??

R U fucking kidding me??

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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2016, 05:46:25 PM »
Not envying you there in the USA. Next year you can pity the Dutch, voting Wilders, our Trump "light".
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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2016, 08:27:14 AM »
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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2016, 01:16:58 PM »
Trump would be better than Hilary
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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2016, 01:26:06 PM »
Anything would be better than Trump.
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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2016, 02:27:34 PM »
Of the two evils I'd give my vote to the woman. Um, cannot even grasp what will follow when Trump should win the election (between those two).
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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2016, 09:13:29 PM »
What almost made my heart stop was someone's question, "What would Trump have done if he were President on 9/11?"
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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2016, 02:25:22 AM »
Do not despair, Your Highness.

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To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen... Elizabeth II:
15 oktober 2011 om 20:32

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen... Elizabeth II:

 

( Not meant for those lacking a sense of humor, and or those that refuse to read a note in its entirety before making a comment)

 

In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

 

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except Kansas , which she does not fancy).

 

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

 

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated sometime next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

 

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

 

1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.'Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary'). (I love that one)

 

 

Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.' ' (I love that one too)

 

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

 

4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

 

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

 

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

 

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.)

 

8.You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

 

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. New Zealand beer is also acceptable, as New Zealand is pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

 

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialogue in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.

 

11. You will cease playing American football. There are only two kinds of proper football; one you call soccer, and rugby (dominated by the New Zealanders). Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).

 

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America . Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the Australians (World dominators) first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

 

13. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

 

14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

 

15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

 

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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2016, 02:31:24 AM »
Trump is a blowhard, arrogant, boorish, entitled, opinionated, idiot who gambles with his and other people's money and is happy to risk a company or personal bankrupt, he is VERY unsuited to being a President.

HOWEVER

Hilary is worse



Liar.



Criminal



Corrupt



Personal emails for state business?

Trump is awful. Hilary is evil.
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2016, 02:38:55 AM »
Few years ago, in my country, leading politicians were rethinking their policies, not because of what they thought was good for the country, but because of the polls telling them the popularity of their party went down. WTF, that always happens, part of the deal. What is good for the people comes first even if your own party members may not like it.

I can imaging Hillary doing a good job in the second term. But till then, she'll bend and bend her ideas and words because popularity matters more than what is good for the country. In that way she's a very good politician. :P

If she could be voted for second term only, it might not be too bad.

Trump is just as publicity and popularity horny.





Glad the two can't have kids together. (assuming Hillary is too old for that.)
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« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2016, 02:40:26 AM »
Few years ago, in my country, leading politicians were rethinking their policies, not because of what they thought was good for the country, but because of the polls telling them the popularity of their party went down. WTF, that always happens, part of the deal. What is good for the people comes first even if your own party members may not like it.

I can imaging Hillary doing a good job in the second term. But till then, she'll bend and bend her ideas and words because popularity matters more than what is good for the country. In that way she's a very good politician. :P

If she could be voted for second term only, it might not be too bad.

Trump is just as publicity and popularity horny.





Glad the two can't have kids together. (assuming Hillary is too old for that.)

Yeah look at how she treats 12 year old girls

I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2016, 02:57:44 AM »

Yeah look at how she treats 12 year old girls



Did not watch the video. But saw the words underneath it. Part of rights for everyone being entitled to a lawyer.
Makes being a lawyer a tough and sometimes really nasty job. You may have to defend people doing things that are utterly heinous in your eyes, because it is part of the justice system that everyone is entitled to a lawyer and to all the gaps in a jurisdictional system.

Sometimes lawyers make an exception for one thing they cannot defend. But they will be defending people totally opposed to their own thinking and ideas of justice. And they will go beyond their own ideas of what is right and wrong because of that. But they will also remain within the boundaries the law gives them. Sick game, but better than lynching or having community wrath taking over without second thoughts.

I know people who quit law-school because they could not combine that with their ideas of ethics.
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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2016, 03:46:11 AM »

Yeah look at how she treats 12 year old girls



Did not watch the video. But saw the words underneath it. Part of rights for everyone being entitled to a lawyer.
Makes being a lawyer a tough and sometimes really nasty job. You may have to defend people doing things that are utterly heinous in your eyes, because it is part of the justice system that everyone is entitled to a lawyer and to all the gaps in a jurisdictional system.

Sometimes lawyers make an exception for one thing they cannot defend. But they will be defending people totally opposed to their own thinking and ideas of justice. And they will go beyond their own ideas of what is right and wrong because of that. But they will also remain within the boundaries the law gives them. Sick game, but better than lynching or having community wrath taking over without second thoughts.

I know people who quit law-school because they could not combine that with their ideas of ethics.

Hyke she was laughing about it....literally (and she lied).

That is kind of why I post the videos because they convey more than just a photo or snapshot. Hilary is evil. I don't like Trump. Not a Cruz fan and I really dislike Bernie Sander's positions (though I do not dispute he has consistency and honesty missing with the others).

No other challengers
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

.Benevolent if you toe the line.

Think it is I2 of old? Even Odeon is not so delusional as to think otherwise. He may on occasionally pretend otherwise but his base is that knitting circle.

Censoring/banning/restricting/moderating myself, Calanadale & Scrapheap were all not his finest moments.

How to apologise to Scrap

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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2016, 04:38:33 AM »
Hyke she was laughing about it....literally (and she lied).

That is kind of why I post the videos because they convey more than just a photo or snapshot. Hilary is evil. I don't like Trump. Not a Cruz fan and I really dislike Bernie Sander's positions (though I do not dispute he has consistency and honesty missing with the others).

No other challengers

Well aware that Hilary keeps bending the rules. Not watching videos lately. Apart from the occasional music one.

Reading papers gives an impression I can manage better. Outcome is the same. I do not trust Hilary.

For the nation, maybe Hilary is just a tad less bad than Trump. Trump will destroy lots in the country and in relationships between the USA and countries abroad. Hilary has some political competence (including the lying) to keep the damage smaller. But both put their own importance way higher than the importance of the people they are going to represent.

Not envying the people in the USA.


Scrap should go for it, and stand up as an independent candidate.
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Re: Quite possibly the 2 worst candidates for POTUS.
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2016, 02:58:22 PM »
Hate them both :zombiefuck: now would be a good time for an independent candidate the problem is the system is stacked against them.
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