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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2007, 02:39:16 PM »
I finally figured out what kind of sandwich FFM was.  I kept trying to think of a sandwich you eat rather than one you might participate in.   :laugh:
i know that aN FFM is two females and a male.  but what the heck is a BLT?
is it a Blond, Lesbian and Transexual?
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2007, 02:40:03 PM »
I finally figured out what kind of sandwich FFM was.  I kept trying to think of a sandwich you eat rather than one you might participate in.   :laugh:
i know that aN FFM is two females and a male.  but what the heck is a BLT?
is it a Blond, Lesbian and Transexual?

Bacon Lettuce and Tomato sandwich.

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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2007, 02:41:14 PM »
Females have generally been nicer to me than males.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2007, 02:49:16 PM »
Females have generally been nicer to me than males.

Double that and it would be true for me, also. I seem to piss a lot of guys off by just showing up.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2007, 02:50:48 PM »
Females have generally been nicer to me than males.

I've had the opposite experience,........... but I can't quite figure out why. Maybee because I'm so damn ugly??

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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2007, 02:52:03 PM »
neither has been especially wonderful to me. i don't get along with many people, and avoid interracting mostly, lol. The internet is perfect for me in that sense.

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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2007, 02:52:32 PM »
Females have generally been nicer to me than males.

I've had the opposite experience,........... but I can't quite figure out why. Maybee because I'm so damn ugly??

Not if that avatar picture is you.  You are one of the cutest kids I have ever seen.

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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2007, 02:55:23 PM »
Females have generally been nicer to me than males.

I've had the opposite experience,........... but I can't quite figure out why. Maybee because I'm so damn ugly??

In high school I had to opposite experience as well.  Now it's about even, but I still say a random female would be more likely to be a bicth to me than a random male.  Likely because typical female aggression is easier to get away with; a chick could point and laugh at me with her friends and get away with it easier than a guy going up to me and punching me in the face.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2007, 05:48:34 PM »
I finally figured out what kind of sandwich FFM was. I kept trying to think of a sandwich you eat rather than one you might participate in.   :laugh:

Who says you can't do both?  ;)

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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2007, 08:13:04 PM »
I finally figured out what kind of sandwich FFM was. I kept trying to think of a sandwich you eat rather than one you might participate in.   :laugh:

Who says you can't do both?  ;)

I did an AS thing and thought of George Castanza (eating pastrami sandwiches during sex) before realizing you meant something else.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #25 on: January 05, 2007, 08:26:32 PM »
Females have generally been nicer to me than males.

I've had the opposite experience,........... but I can't quite figure out why. Maybee because I'm so damn ugly??

Not if that avatar picture is you.  You are one of the cutest kids I have ever seen.

Awwww thanks Callaway,  :hug:  I was a cute kid, The years have'nt been so kind to me though,..

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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #26 on: January 05, 2007, 09:48:53 PM »
Females have generally been nicer to me than males.

I've had the opposite experience,........... but I can't quite figure out why. Maybee because I'm so damn ugly??

Not if that avatar picture is you.  You are one of the cutest kids I have ever seen.

Awwww thanks Callaway,  :hug:  I was a cute kid, The years have'nt been so kind to me though,..

i'll be the judge of that when we meet up for a beer.  better put on my beer goggles.
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #27 on: January 05, 2007, 09:52:23 PM »
Haha, I cannot resist...so here it is...



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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2007, 10:43:26 PM »
I think I'd go for the BLT over the FFM. Mostly just for the look on the two girls faces when I tell them, hehehe.  ;D
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Re: female appreciation thread
« Reply #29 on: January 07, 2007, 12:09:02 AM »
I can't even begin to analyze women.  Overall I would guess that when all traits are taken into account, women are probably better than men.  But by a very small margin, and by the way, this is just a gut level guess.

When all traits are taken into account though, usually both sexes feel guilty and stereotyped and realize they both suck a whole lot, so the idea that women are better by a very tiny margin isn't worth a lot, because both want to get plastered to forget how flawed they both are.
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