female appreciation thread

[McGiver]

c'mon guys.  if we were to be honest with ourselves we would admit that women make us nervous.  women make us to feel insecure.  can we admit that we are mere men and they are WOMEN.  they are so much better than us.

i thought it might be a good idea to be honest and say some nice things about the BETTER sex.



i'll start:

though physically men are the stronger sex, women, for the most part, are by far stronger than men in every other respect.

[Litigious]

Women usually have a better sense for aesthetics than men.

[El]

Oh no- you're not smoking again, are you?  or if you are, please say it's pot!

[Graelwyn]

*keeps her beady eye on this thread, lurking in a corner* 

[thepeaguy]

I appreciate the fact that they make me feel glad to be born a man.

That's what Eamonn would probably say.

[McGiver]

i appreciate a womens emotional thinking pattern.  it provides me with great amusement; like a problem solving puzzle.

[Sanityisoverrated]

Women make great sandwiches, and they are really good at laundry.

[Graelwyn]

Actually, I am hopeless at all forms of cooking, and I hate laundry and such mundane tasks. I think it will be found that the majority of women these days have better things to do than make sandwiches and do laundry. But then, I suppose, men are pretty good at carrying heavy shopping bags and doing DIY... 

[Callaway]

I am pretty good at doing laundry, but not so great at making sandwiches.  I am also pretty good at DIY projects.

[Graelwyn]

I could be if I could be bothered, lol. It goes to show tho... I am sure there are plenty of men who are great at laundry and cooking.

[DirtDawg]

*proudly, raises hand*  *remembers, the dryer stopped, already ... oops*

I wish I could hurry and get past the noisy part of my DIY project, so I can work on it while everyone else is asleep.

[El]

Women make great sandwiches, and they are really good at laundry.

BLTs or FFMs?

[DirtDawg]

Women make great sandwiches, and they are really good at laundry.

BLTs or FFMs?

I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mind went there. MFMs are also a possibility. Women usually benefit when two men compete over them.

[El]

Women make great sandwiches, and they are really good at laundry.

BLTs or FFMs?

I'm glad I'm not the only one whose mind went there. MFMs are also a possibility. Women usually benefit when two men compete over them.

I was on the fence about which acronym to use, but I assumed FFM would be preferable to most guys here.

FFM would sure as hell be preferable to me, personally.  I'd rather have a stunt double than double penetration.  I don't see myself being too thrilled with either possibility, though.

[Callaway]

I finally figured out what kind of sandwich FFM was.  I kept trying to think of a sandwich you eat rather than one you might participate in.