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Are you dreading the second (third, fourth, lost count) coming of CBC, or are you praying for it to happen? Do you dread the day she comes back, or do you try to haste the glorious day? Have you tried contacting the Wobbly one, and hoped for solace?

Yes, I daydream about her return, and send messages weekly to beg her to come back.
1 (3.8%)
I cry in my sleep, my neighbours have asked me what the heck a Weeble is, because I wake them with my howling.
6 (23.1%)
I like my eggs sunny side up.
2 (7.7%)
I would love to be in connection with the Ovoid, but I do not know how to send her messages.
1 (3.8%)
Scrambled eggs are better.
0 (0%)
Can eggs grow boobs?
1 (3.8%)
I meet her in spirit regularly.
2 (7.7%)
Boobs.
3 (11.5%)
Boobs.
2 (7.7%)
Who is CBC? Where is PPK?
1 (3.8%)
I don't believe in her promises to return anymore. I've become an anovoid.
4 (15.4%)
I will not contact her, unless to tell her "get stuffed", deviled eggs are delicious.
0 (0%)
I have just contacted her.
3 (11.5%)

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2015, 03:37:13 PM »
It's Thursday.

Where is CBC?

At this very moment she is spamming Facebook with cat pictures  :zoinks:

Cats? No Malachy and consorts?
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2015, 04:13:29 PM »
It's Thursday.

Where is CBC?

At this very moment she is spamming Facebook with cat pictures  :zoinks:

Cats? No Malachy and consorts?

Nope, just cats and birds doing cute shit.

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #17 on: December 18, 2015, 01:53:19 AM »
At least it's not the inspirational shit, then.
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #18 on: December 18, 2015, 02:12:22 AM »
 :lol1:

I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #19 on: December 18, 2015, 02:13:08 AM »
Harden the fuck up.

I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2015, 02:13:35 AM »
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2015, 02:13:59 AM »
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2015, 02:14:36 AM »
And this one will do best on FB.

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2015, 01:16:21 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2015, 01:17:54 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2015, 04:23:29 PM »
OK, that is a cute pic of a kitten and a bird.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2015, 05:53:00 PM »
And this one will do best on FB.


Brings to mind stone eggs from youth.

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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #27 on: January 10, 2016, 05:00:23 PM »
  I love the inspirational pictures.  They make me want to be a better egg.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #28 on: January 10, 2016, 05:02:22 PM »
  I love the inspirational pictures.  They make me want to be a battered egg.  :2thumbsup:

Fixed for drama.  :M
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Re: The return of CBC.
« Reply #29 on: January 10, 2016, 05:24:29 PM »
  I love the inspirational pictures.  They make me want to be a battered egg.  :2thumbsup:

Fixed for drama.  :M

  And the cow is gone now!  It's a drive-by trolling!  :trollface:
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