How did I know? This is a hell of an argument, because I guessed this about you. I think I am winning.
This reminds me of when I actually got a medal, just for getting drunk with my landlord, I thought of purchasing a box of medals from where he bought his, you know, lil cheap-ass crap "silver" and such for school arrangements
have a box of medals, and then give people medals
:V
maybe when theyre being smug about some achievement, you can litterally pin a medal on them :V