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I resolve to:
« on: January 01, 2007, 07:52:23 PM »
since it is the new year, i figured that people resolve to do several things differently.

me, i resolve to:

1.) be a better father, husband, and man.

2.) quit cursing so much

3.) quit smoking tobacco.
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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2007, 07:53:27 PM »
I should quit cursing so fucking much too.
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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2007, 07:54:50 PM »
I should quit cursing so fucking much too.
stfu, you're not helping!
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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2007, 08:05:38 PM »
I resolve to stop smoking, get off my arse more, and listen to even more music. I also resolve to resist the urge to wind up cretins more often. :rock:

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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2007, 09:51:10 PM »

3.) quit smoking tobacco.

I quit smoking tobbaco in the 10th grade because I figured out that cigarettes don't get you stoned.  :stoned:

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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2007, 09:58:34 PM »

3.) quit smoking tobacco.

I quit smoking tobbaco in the 10th grade because I figured out that cigarettes don't get you stoned.  :stoned:

why do you think i specified tobacco....
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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2007, 10:47:24 PM »

3.) quit smoking tobacco.

I quit smoking tobbaco in the 10th grade because I figured out that cigarettes don't get you stoned.  :stoned:

why do you think i specified tobacco....

It took me to the 10th grade to discover that. I just figured that you were a bit slower than me.  ;) ;D :LOL:

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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2007, 10:48:49 PM »
I resolve to start smoking.  ;)


No.  I have tried smoking before, and I have found it only is really fun when you are drinking.  I don't know why.
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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2007, 02:18:40 AM »
1. Go back to University and pass all enrolled subjects.

2. Attempt my drivers license for a second time and pass it finally.

3. Go to Sydney in Easter to visit a couple of online friends, one who is going to be studying at Macquarie University from USA for a semester.

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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2007, 02:21:09 AM »
I like hearing others resolutions, but i never make any (seriously) because i don't like to lie.
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #10 on: January 02, 2007, 04:55:00 AM »
I like hearing others resolutions, but i never make any (seriously) because i don't like to lie.
::)
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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #11 on: January 02, 2007, 08:39:37 AM »
Seriously, here are my little plans:

1.  Finish revising the novel (project to be done over the summer)
2.  Send out many short stories and the novel to be rejected by publishers (project to be done over the summer)
3.  Only cut my hair twice, once in July, once next December (I want to donate to locks of love at some point, and even though I need to grow my hair a LOT more I already want to hack it all off)

Beyond that I'm not resolving anything.  I like to make resoutions I will keep.
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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #12 on: January 02, 2007, 03:53:25 PM »
1)Get off my ass and away from the puter to get in shape and loose weight.
2) Less impulsive spending and to get my credit card debt down.
3) Not to buy any motorcycles this year......(while I'm picking up the new one this Thursday it doesn't count because I took the loan out for it in Sept 06).

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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #13 on: January 02, 2007, 06:30:48 PM »
I resolve to never make any more resolutions! :P

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Re: I resolve to:
« Reply #14 on: January 02, 2007, 06:54:22 PM »
I resolve to quit taking more napkins than I will actually use.