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I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« on: July 21, 2015, 02:36:16 AM »
I am calling you about Microsoft Windows on your computer.....

Yes, sure. They call from India, Mexico, or even Norway.

Today I had one telling me to shut up after only one sentence from my side.
Played the dumb woman, struggling with English, thinking she was talking about glass windows.

This thread is for replies if you get called by them, or other unknown people wanting you to buy something, or do something for them.

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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2015, 02:38:16 AM »
- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....

- Hello, this is Andrea's hotline. We make your steaming fantasies come true.  (with gasping voice, of course)
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2015, 02:39:56 AM »
- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....

- This is your lucky day, our vacuum cleaners are on offer...
« Last Edit: July 21, 2015, 03:06:54 AM by hykeaswell »
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2015, 02:40:47 AM »
- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....

- Thank you for calling. Let me tell you about your Lord and saviour.
« Last Edit: July 21, 2015, 03:07:09 AM by hykeaswell »
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2015, 03:04:21 AM »
- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....

- Your voice is so beautiful. Tell me, what is the colour of your hair? What is the colour of your eyes? What are you wearing today?
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2015, 01:31:15 PM »
- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....

- That's odd because I run Linux.
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2015, 01:31:47 PM »
- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....

- Do you want fries with that?
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2015, 01:32:26 PM »
- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....

- Tell Bill I said hi.
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« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2015, 01:32:58 PM »
- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....

- Nobody's perfect.
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« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2015, 01:33:49 PM »
- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....

- It crashed AGAIN?!?
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2015, 07:21:37 PM »
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2015, 12:52:53 PM »
- I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....

- No, I'm not going to fix your computer.
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2015, 04:46:13 PM »
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2015, 04:47:39 PM »
Apparently I hit a nerve with that girl who called me. She keeps calling me and then throws on the phone, or says my name a few times, before severing the connection.
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Re: I am calling you about Microsoft Windows....
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2015, 05:51:51 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on July 22, 2015, 04:47:39 PM
Apparently I hit a nerve with that girl who called me. She keeps calling me and then throws on the phone, or says my name a few times, before severing the connection.
 :lol1:

That's what stops me from annoying them.  I simply answer "Hello" as if I was an answering machine.  Then I keep silent.  That's if I answer at all.
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