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Offline Lord of the Ales

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I used to have one of these back in the day, but since the past is a different country it should probably stay locked.

If anyone wants to find out what a former despot is doing these days this is the place. Don't all rush at once.  :lol1:
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Are you maintaining anything on the web these days?
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Nope. I still have one domain name, but only because I forgot to cancel it before it renewed. :facepalm:
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Nope. I still have one domain name, but only because I forgot to cancel it before it renewed. :facepalm:

May I defile it?  :zoinks:
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It isn't online, sorry. If I ever put owt on it (a blog perhaps) I'll let you besmirch it. :P
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Good.  :zoinks:
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You have written somewhere else on here that you have rats. My flatmate Kayleigh has three rats. Two hooded and one brown.

How many rats do you have and what are they like?
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I did reply to the other one when I spotted it, but that thread gets buried a bit.

We currently have nine. We have a large 2 level cage/hutch in the living room, at one point there were seven males in there - Iggy, a big grey and white dumbo rat, is the alpha and Mel's 'heart rat' - he has a lovely bond with her. He currently just has two companions, Sprocket, a hooded black and white who is very curious, and Cas (short for Castiel), who is similar in appearance to Sprocket but fatter and more aggressive.

In the attic we now have two 'retired' males - Sherlock, an albino dumbo and former big fat bully, and recently moved in with him is Dean, a small, shy black and white fancy rat. They both have some mobility issues and have been struggling to feed, drink and groom themselves properly so they're in Mel's studio space now so they can be nursed and not have to fight for their share, Sherlock has got some weight and energy back now but still ends up covered in baby food. He hates being bathed unfortunately which is very funny to watch.

My younger son has two big grey and white dumbo males in his room, Fry and Bender - Fry is very friendly and loves being handled, Bender is more wary and occasionally nips but will usually assent to being stroked if he's getting a treat lol.

My daughter has two dumbo females, Chuck and Olive - they're much smaller than the males, very quick, agile and lively so they're a bit of a handful, the lads tend to just potter about. Olive is grey and white and appears to be in charge, Chuck is hooded brown and cream and is the bolder of the two regarding people. They are the only ones who pee on people, but only if they like you.  :lol1:
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Can't believe you have a female rat named Olive - so does Kayleigh. Her three are all female and just reaching adulthood. Jadzia and Ezri are the other names. I bet you can guess where she got the names from.

She had another three females previously, Molly, Ellen and Spot. Spot died of a respiratory infection and the other two succumbed to tumours that grew massively. I felt so sorry for them.

Do you recommend having males rather than female rats?
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I forgot Kayleigh was a massive trekkie  :zoinks:

Depends really - if you like nosey, busy, energetic rats girls are for you. If you want placid, affectionate, greedy rats who are happy to sit on your lap while you read/watch telly/etc boys are better. They're both fun but sadly don't seem to live very long. We lost Sherlock early this week. :(
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I forgot Kayleigh was a massive trekkie  :zoinks:

Depends really - if you like nosey, busy, energetic rats girls are for you. If you want placid, affectionate, greedy rats who are happy to sit on your lap while you read/watch telly/etc boys are better. They're both fun but sadly don't seem to live very long. We lost Sherlock early this week. :(

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You could say that. :beergrin:
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OMG the Lord of the Ales is here!! :GA:
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