SAVE SOULS!!!

[sg1008]

There are certain members on this board who need to have their souls saved. We need to do something about this. This has been a Public Service Announcement from your local service provider.

Please suggest some helpful tactics and methods:
Torture- only possible after a case has been convincingly made about their threat to society (following UN lax-conventions)
Kidnapping- possible..most effective if the member is female and can be made to have offspring.
Occupation- also possible and would require being willing to "rough" it.
Gunpoint- Only possible if you live in the USA, the freest place in the world where guns are still allowed. Or a rebel base.
Bribery- very effective, but requires food and a starvation situation.

[Hannah]

is this supposed to be funny, cause I'm missing the ha ha

[Gopher Gary]

I intend to save SG's soul via the process of irradiation. Irradiating his soul will keep it free from mold, bacteria, and insects, keeping it wholesome while reducing the likelihood of spoilage as he matures. I'll be able to preserve and save SG's irradiated soul until my retirement, when I'll be able to sell it at full value to supplement my social security income. 

[Hannah]

OK it's time for bed for me...I am missing the point

[sg1008]

I intend to save SG's soul via the process of irradiation. Irradiating his soul will keep it free from mold, bacteria, and insects, keeping it wholesome while reducing the likelihood of spoilage as he matures. I'll be able to preserve and save SG's irradiated soul until my retirement, when I'll be able to sell it at full value to supplement my social security income. 

omg, are you saying my soul is worth some ching-ching $$?
 

[sg1008]

OK it's time for bed for me...I am missing the point

Satire, a funny way to blow off steam.
Today's subject: genocide in the name of religion....or thereabouts.

[Gopher Gary]

I intend to save SG's soul via the process of irradiation. Irradiating his soul will keep it free from mold, bacteria, and insects, keeping it wholesome while reducing the likelihood of spoilage as he matures. I'll be able to preserve and save SG's irradiated soul until my retirement, when I'll be able to sell it at full value to supplement my social security income. 

omg, are you saying my soul is worth some ching-ching $$?
 

Especially since it's still young and largely untainted. 

[Gopher Gary]

I am missing the point

That's too bad, because you're in this thread now so I must devise a way to save your soul. 

I intend to save Hannah's soul via the process of pickling. Pickling extends the lifespan of souls as they suspend in an antimicrobial brine which kills bacteria and other microorganisms. I'll be able to preserve and save Hannah's soul for years and use it as a tasty salty vinegary accompaniment to my sandwiches. 

[Arya Quinn]

Too late I already sold mine 

[Icequeen]

Torture- depends on the type of torture.
Kidnapping- sounds good, has to be a warmer climate though, I'm getting tired of snow.
Occupation- does it come with health care coverage and vacation days?
Gunpoint- I probably have more guns.
Bribery- I can be bought, but I'm not cheap.

That is assuming I still have a soul.

[odeon]

You can buy mine if you already sold yours. I haven't used it a lot.

[sg1008]

I am going to harness you souls for energy..you will add years to my lifespan, give me super strength, and I will acquire all your knowledge and expertise.....MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

[MLA]

I gave my soul away a long time ago.  Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.

[Arya Quinn]

I am going to harness you souls for energy..you will add years to my lifespan, give me super strength, and I will acquire all your knowledge and expertise.....MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Bugger all from me then. The only thing you'll get is an extra level of sarcasm. 

[Jack]

I gave my soul away a long time ago.  Was after an unfortunate wager regarding a fiddle.

Just assumed it's a prerequisite for law school.