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Offline Nomaken

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I've got it! I've got it!
« on: April 02, 2006, 03:20:41 AM »
I smell kind of like minestrone.
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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2006, 03:28:21 AM »
i have a boxful of soda crackers.
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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2006, 05:01:11 AM »
I'm hungry. Someone bring doughnuts.
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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2006, 12:39:37 AM »
Is that canned minestrone? or fresh?
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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2006, 01:40:04 AM »
campbells canned.
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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2006, 09:53:37 AM »
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I smell kind of like minestrone.

You know, they have a cream for that now.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2006, 07:27:50 PM »
I was living on slimfast cappiccino milkshakes at a couple of points in my life and I swear the coffee-vanilla smell entered my pores.  I think I probably smelled like a starbucks for about three months straight.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2006, 03:37:03 AM »
I think I have a kind of earthy smell from all the herbs and spices I eat.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2006, 04:04:30 PM »
I have a makeshft badnaid from toilet paper and tape on my finger and two boxes of bandaids in my medicine cabinet.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2006, 04:06:54 PM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 07, 2006, 04:04:30 PM
I have a makeshft badnaid from toilet paper and tape on my finger and two boxes of bandaids in my medicine cabinet.

What's the bandaid bandaiding?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2006, 04:08:05 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 07, 2006, 04:06:54 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on April 07, 2006, 04:04:30 PM
I have a makeshft badnaid from toilet paper and tape on my finger and two boxes of bandaids in my medicine cabinet.

What's the bandaid bandaiding?

My inability to leave my cuticles the hell alone.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2006, 04:12:03 PM »
I can't say I really ever notice mine.  What makes you attack them?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2006, 04:12:37 PM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on April 07, 2006, 04:12:03 PM
I can't say I really ever notice mine.? What makes you attack them?

OCD.  :P
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2006, 03:51:55 PM »
I don't really know what starts it, but the edges of the cutiles comes up, and it isn't smooth, and it needs to DIE!? So you tear off that dead skin and usually take up some live skin with it.? And then that dries and peels, and it becomes unsmooth, so that needs to die too.? So you end up tearing off half the end of your finger until the pain becomes too great to pull off more skin, or you manage to ignore it until it heals.? Another reason I should not take pain killers.

Also i'm getting on another yummy smell.  Not currently strong, but it is there, smells kind of like vegatable beef with a hint of mcdonalds.
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Re: I've got it! I've got it!
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2006, 08:09:45 PM »
Quote from: Nomaken on April 08, 2006, 03:51:55 PM
I don't really know what starts it, but the edges of the cutiles comes up, and it isn't smooth, and it needs to DIE!? So you tear off that dead skin and usually take up some live skin with it.? And then that dries and peels, and it becomes unsmooth, so that needs to die too.? So you end up tearing off half the end of your finger until the pain becomes too great to pull off more skin, or you manage to ignore it until it heals.? Another reason I should not take pain killers.

Also i'm getting on another yummy smell.? Not currently strong, but it is there, smells kind of like vegatable beef with a hint of mcdonalds.

I don't mnid that doing that hurts but I wish it wouldn't bleed in public.  Doesn't help that I'ma  vegetarian and, while I'm not anywhere near hemophilia, I don't clot really quickly.  Friday I really overdid a cuticle and coudln't take the tissue-and-tape off for a couple of hours.  ((I hate using bandaids.  They leave marks.))
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
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