Your such a douchebag..douchebag!
I'll wager your mum regrets that her's didnt work after being podgered by another truck-driver and she was stuck with the slimy abomination that is yourself.
you have to admit that was a good un.
I was thinking the same thing, but I wasn't sure if the "truck driver" bit was the good part, the "slimy abomination", or the "being podgered". Then it hit me ... it's the "wager" that is funny and makes it complete.