Ask the Gopher

[Yuri Bezmenov]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood??

[Gopher Gary]

A woodchuck would chuck 3.8 cords of wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 

[renaeden]

Why are gophers fuzzy?

[Gopher Gary]

Why are gophers fuzzy?

It's strictly a personal relations tool. No one would put up with my crap if I looked like this. 

[Genesis]

Which sounds good:

A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?

[Genesis]

Which sounds good:

A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?

  Why no response?

[Gopher Gary]

Which sounds good:

A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?

  Why no response?

Oh hey, I didn't even see this. Sometimes I miss stuff, because if someone else logs into this account then it screws up the list of unread topics for me when I log in, but I don't remember that happening in a while and when I look at my profile I see I didn't post at all for three days around that time. Jack was working some stupid hours a couple weeks ago, so I may have not been around to see it. Anyway, I would go for the tea party on the moon. Just be warned, I've been known to wreck a tea party. 

[Genesis]

Which sounds good:

A tea party on the moon, or slapping Trump in the face?

  Why no response?

Oh hey, I didn't even see this. Sometimes I miss stuff, because if someone else logs into this account then it screws up the list of unread topics for me when I log in, but I don't remember that happening in a while and when I look at my profile I see I didn't post at all for three days around that time. Jack was working some stupid hours a couple weeks ago, so I may have not been around to see it. Anyway, I would go for the tea party on the moon. Just be warned, I've been known to wreck a tea party. 

      

[FourAceDeal]

Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?

[Genesis]

Who would win in a pie eating contest, you or Peter Jackson?

[Gopher Gary]

Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?

Not at the moment. Spelling isn't a strong point for me, so I don't get hung up about it. Although you'll probably eventually be able to do that in a context here that would annoy me. 

[Gopher Gary]

Who would win in a pie eating contest, you or Peter Jackson?

I think most anyone could beat me at eating pie. Sweet goo sets off my gag reflex, so that's the majority of pies. I can handle some pies with pieces of fruit in them, or pecan, but I'm not much of a sweets person. If I eat something sweet, it's usually chocolate or icecream. 

[FourAceDeal]

Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?

Not at the moment. Spelling isn't a strong point for me, so I don't get hung up about it. Although you'll probably eventually be able to do that in a context here that would annoy me. 

I wouldn't want to annoy you.  I was aiming for a quite mild irritation.

[Gopher Gary]

Do you mind that I now spell your name Gari Gowfer?

Not at the moment. Spelling isn't a strong point for me, so I don't get hung up about it. Although you'll probably eventually be able to do that in a context here that would annoy me. 

I wouldn't want to annoy you.  I was aiming for a quite mild irritation.

You could always go back to ignoring me. That was mildly irritating. 

['andersom']

How is all the hoarding and boarding up going?