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Offline Bastet

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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #45 on: September 20, 2017, 09:40:39 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 20, 2017, 09:39:07 PM
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 20, 2017, 09:34:08 PM
Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?

I never believe a single word she says.  :zoinks:

Neither does anyone else.
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #46 on: September 20, 2017, 09:42:16 PM »
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 20, 2017, 09:40:39 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 20, 2017, 09:39:07 PM
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 20, 2017, 09:34:08 PM
Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?

I never believe a single word she says.  :zoinks:

Neither does anyone else.

The only people who believe you, DFG are the voices in your head.  :tinfoil:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #47 on: September 20, 2017, 09:43:43 PM »
Quote from: Some_Bloke on September 20, 2017, 09:42:16 PM
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 20, 2017, 09:40:39 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 20, 2017, 09:39:07 PM
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 20, 2017, 09:34:08 PM
Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?

I never believe a single word she says.  :zoinks:

Neither does anyone else.

The only people who believe you, DFG are the voices in your head.  :tinfoil:

Your weed has Brix in it. Stop projecting.
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #48 on: September 20, 2017, 09:45:26 PM »
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 20, 2017, 09:40:39 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 20, 2017, 09:39:07 PM
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 20, 2017, 09:34:08 PM
Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?

I never believe a single word she says.  :zoinks:

Neither does anyone else.

Good.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #49 on: September 20, 2017, 09:47:32 PM »
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 20, 2017, 09:43:43 PM
Quote from: Some_Bloke on September 20, 2017, 09:42:16 PM
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 20, 2017, 09:40:39 PM
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 20, 2017, 09:39:07 PM
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 20, 2017, 09:34:08 PM
Why does Jack need to hide behind a sockpuppet? Told too many damn lies?

I never believe a single word she says.  :zoinks:

Neither does anyone else.

The only people who believe you, DFG are the voices in your head.  :tinfoil:

Your weed has Brix in it. Stop projecting.

I've never smoked weed, the only drugs I take are the ones prescribed by my GP...And PCP. Lots and lots of PCP  :autism:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #50 on: September 21, 2017, 12:44:31 AM »
So how does it work? "Trolling" yourself as Jack when you are merely telling the truth?
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #51 on: September 21, 2017, 05:04:50 AM »
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 21, 2017, 12:44:31 AM
So how does it work? "Trolling" yourself as Jack when you are merely telling the truth?

Oh, I'm a big fat liar too.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #52 on: September 21, 2017, 05:53:15 AM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 21, 2017, 05:04:50 AM
Quote from: Duckfetishgirl on September 21, 2017, 12:44:31 AM
So how does it work? "Trolling" yourself as Jack when you are merely telling the truth?

Oh, I'm a big fat liar too.  :zoinks:

And a rapist. Liars cause rapes and murder with their callous lies.

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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #53 on: September 21, 2017, 06:22:57 AM »
Jesus forgives me.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #54 on: June 10, 2018, 06:39:51 PM »
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2018, 07:41:39 PM »
Hey, that's slanderous. Finding something discarded on the ground doesn't equal stealing, alright? But entering a gopher's burrow, and taking their newly found gopro right in the middle of their debut video blog, IS a serious violation of privacy and property.  >:( That all said, I have no clue who that gopher is. :angel:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #56 on: June 11, 2018, 04:23:32 PM »

(so good I used it twice)
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #57 on: June 11, 2018, 09:01:19 PM »
Gary Gopher, what sort of basting sauce would you recommend when spit-roasting a gopher?
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #58 on: June 11, 2018, 11:51:34 PM »
Quote from: Minister of silly walks on June 11, 2018, 09:01:19 PM
Gary Gopher, what sort of basting sauce would you recommend when spit-roasting a gopher?

Instead of basting, I recommend an injectable marinade of rabies vaccine and garlic.  :zoinks:
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Re: Ask the Gopher
« Reply #59 on: June 11, 2018, 11:53:08 PM »
I'd recommend Harisa as well, can't get enough of it...
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