Before you marry a person...you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
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Quote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:55:18 AMQuote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:50:07 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:48:57 AMNow that your laptop is fixed, you can post noodz. Not his n00dz. Other noodz, then. I approve of this.
Quote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:50:07 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:48:57 AMNow that your laptop is fixed, you can post noodz. Not his n00dz. Other noodz, then.
Quote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:48:57 AMNow that your laptop is fixed, you can post noodz. Not his n00dz.
Now that your laptop is fixed, you can post noodz.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:56:46 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:55:18 AMQuote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:50:07 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:48:57 AMNow that your laptop is fixed, you can post noodz. Not his n00dz. Other noodz, then. I approve of this.
Quote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:08:10 AMQuote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:56:46 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:55:18 AMQuote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:50:07 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:48:57 AMNow that your laptop is fixed, you can post noodz. Not his n00dz. Other noodz, then. I approve of this.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 08:29:07 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:08:10 AMQuote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:56:46 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:55:18 AMQuote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:50:07 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:48:57 AMNow that your laptop is fixed, you can post noodz. Not his n00dz. Other noodz, then. I approve of this.Where are the noodz?
Quote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:44:59 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 08:29:07 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:08:10 AMQuote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:56:46 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:55:18 AMQuote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:50:07 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:48:57 AMNow that your laptop is fixed, you can post noodz. Not his n00dz. Other noodz, then. I approve of this.Where are the noodz? Go and find them. The internet is full of them.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 01:07:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:44:59 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 08:29:07 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:08:10 AMQuote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:56:46 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:55:18 AMQuote from: odeon on November 11, 2014, 07:50:07 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 07:48:57 AMNow that your laptop is fixed, you can post noodz. Not his n00dz. Other noodz, then. I approve of this.Where are the noodz? Go and find them. The internet is full of them. We voted on you to find the noodz.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 10, 2014, 10:05:28 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 10, 2014, 09:22:39 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on November 10, 2014, 08:32:26 PMHey while you were gone I saw the Purge sequel. You showed me the youtube trailer months ago, remember? Thanks. It's awesome. I was meant to see that in the cinemas but I missed it. I take it the film was good? Yeah it was great, I watched it on cable. Sugerbutt and I don't go to the theater because he always falls asleep in theaters and I can't be trusted when he's sleeping. Do you steal his popcorn, you naughty little gopher?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 10, 2014, 09:22:39 PMQuote from: Gopher Gary on November 10, 2014, 08:32:26 PMHey while you were gone I saw the Purge sequel. You showed me the youtube trailer months ago, remember? Thanks. It's awesome. I was meant to see that in the cinemas but I missed it. I take it the film was good? Yeah it was great, I watched it on cable. Sugerbutt and I don't go to the theater because he always falls asleep in theaters and I can't be trusted when he's sleeping.
Quote from: Gopher Gary on November 10, 2014, 08:32:26 PMHey while you were gone I saw the Purge sequel. You showed me the youtube trailer months ago, remember? Thanks. It's awesome. I was meant to see that in the cinemas but I missed it. I take it the film was good?
Hey while you were gone I saw the Purge sequel. You showed me the youtube trailer months ago, remember? Thanks. It's awesome.
Quote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 01:59:24 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 01:07:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:44:59 AMWhere are the noodz? Go and find them. The internet is full of them. We voted on you to find the noodz. The Asshole Beyond the Wall follows his own laws Fuk da Pwiece
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 01:07:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:44:59 AMWhere are the noodz? Go and find them. The internet is full of them. We voted on you to find the noodz.
Quote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:44:59 AMWhere are the noodz? Go and find them. The internet is full of them.
Where are the noodz?
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 04:00:45 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 01:59:24 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 01:07:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:44:59 AMWhere are the noodz? Go and find them. The internet is full of them. We voted on you to find the noodz. The Asshole Beyond the Wall follows his own laws Fuk da Pwiece Here you are, being chased by the internet police as you run away with the noodz: If you download all of the noodz, there won't be any left for the rest of us.
Quote from: Semicolon on November 12, 2014, 05:13:44 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 04:00:45 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 01:59:24 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 01:07:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:44:59 AMWhere are the noodz? Go and find them. The internet is full of them. We voted on you to find the noodz. The Asshole Beyond the Wall follows his own laws Fuk da Pwiece Here you are, being chased by the internet police as you run away with the noodz: If you download all of the noodz, there won't be any left for the rest of us. You made a mistake, so there I fixed it for you.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 12, 2014, 09:05:56 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 12, 2014, 05:13:44 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 04:00:45 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 01:59:24 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 01:07:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:44:59 AMWhere are the noodz? Go and find them. The internet is full of them. We voted on you to find the noodz. The Asshole Beyond the Wall follows his own laws Fuk da Pwiece Here you are, being chased by the internet police as you run away with the noodz: If you download all of the noodz, there won't be any left for the rest of us. You made a mistake, so there I fixed it for you. It looks like the police have caught up with you. You'll soon pay for your crimes.
Quote from: Semicolon on November 12, 2014, 09:32:38 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 12, 2014, 09:05:56 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 12, 2014, 05:13:44 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 04:00:45 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 01:59:24 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 01:07:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:44:59 AMWhere are the noodz? Go and find them. The internet is full of them. We voted on you to find the noodz. The Asshole Beyond the Wall follows his own laws Fuk da Pwiece Here you are, being chased by the internet police as you run away with the noodz: If you download all of the noodz, there won't be any left for the rest of us. You made a mistake, so there I fixed it for you. It looks like the police have caught up with you. You'll soon pay for your crimes. You're forgetting that I'd be dealing with British police, not American ones that would shoot me for jaywalking. So I can chase them around with a sword.
Quote from: Some_Bloke on November 12, 2014, 10:35:51 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 12, 2014, 09:32:38 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 12, 2014, 09:05:56 AMQuote from: Semicolon on November 12, 2014, 05:13:44 AMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 04:00:45 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 01:59:24 PMQuote from: Some_Bloke on November 11, 2014, 01:07:22 PMQuote from: Semicolon on November 11, 2014, 08:44:59 AMWhere are the noodz? Go and find them. The internet is full of them. We voted on you to find the noodz. The Asshole Beyond the Wall follows his own laws Fuk da Pwiece Here you are, being chased by the internet police as you run away with the noodz: If you download all of the noodz, there won't be any left for the rest of us. You made a mistake, so there I fixed it for you. It looks like the police have caught up with you. You'll soon pay for your crimes. You're forgetting that I'd be dealing with British police, not American ones that would shoot me for jaywalking. So I can chase them around with a sword.Your rampage will give UKIP the political ammunition it needs to repeal handgun prohibition in the UK.