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Offline Genesis

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We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« on: September 23, 2014, 11:45:59 PM »
1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:


2. If you tried coming on here to say things about the following people or places:
AFN
I^2
ASDC
Sarah Palin's Pet Moose
David Cameron looking like a pothead on a satirical site known as the Onion
Fox News
MSNBC
The Daily Mail
Wrong Planet the fact that their founder has a really funky hair-style (because it may or may not be meterosexual tendencies) eh who knows...

Then good for you... We'll listen... its just that people on this site, and as well as I have something to say to that:

3. If you get attacked by a band of rabid squirrels then:

Its your own fault.

Have a nice day.... ^_^


« Last Edit: September 26, 2014, 11:44:13 PM by Genesis »
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2014, 07:01:26 PM »
Stop being a crybaby, Genesis.  :hahaha:
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2014, 11:28:22 PM »
Quote from: Gopher Gary on September 24, 2014, 07:01:26 PM
Stop being a crybaby, Genesis.  :hahaha:

This was satire.... :P
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2014, 05:08:47 AM »
Now I have to decide whether or not to reply, when replying will bump the thread. :beware:
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2014, 10:23:52 AM »
Quote from: Genesis on September 23, 2014, 11:45:59 PM
3. If you get attacked by a band of rabid squirrels then:

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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2014, 12:53:50 PM »
are you an insatiable satirist?   :eyebrows:
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2014, 04:31:10 PM »
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2014, 11:43:35 PM »
Quote from: bodie on September 25, 2014, 12:53:50 PM
are you an insatiable satirist?   :eyebrows:

Eh.... Who knows....
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2014, 11:47:12 PM »
Quote from: Genesis on September 23, 2014, 11:45:59 PM
1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:


Hey, I love purging myself with a big pity party, then getting to work. I have been self sufficient since 1990. Selfsufficiency is the closest one can get to personal  freedom.
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2014, 07:04:14 PM »
Quote from: awiddershinlife on September 26, 2014, 11:47:12 PM
Quote from: Genesis on September 23, 2014, 11:45:59 PM
1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:


Hey, I love purging myself with a big pity party, then getting to work. I have been self sufficient since 1990. Selfsufficiency is the closest one can get to personal  freedom.

This wasn't meant to be taken seriously.... sorry if it was a bit off.
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2014, 10:45:19 PM »
this made my evening...you all just rock ok why the heck am I seeing I2 in rose colored glasses? Hum... :asthing: oh yea it's an Autie thing...no wait it's a changed hannah I'm ok with myself and everyone else (within reason) thing...
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #11 on: September 28, 2014, 01:01:05 AM »
:)
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2014, 01:03:52 AM »
Quote from: Genesis on September 27, 2014, 07:04:14 PM
Quote from: awiddershinlife on September 26, 2014, 11:47:12 PM
Quote from: Genesis on September 23, 2014, 11:45:59 PM
1. If you whine about how life is just being really mean to you because of not finding a certain job.... than seriously you need to:


Hey, I love purging myself with a big pity party, then getting to work. I have been self sufficient since 1990. Selfsufficiency is the closest one can get to personal  freedom.

This wasn't meant to be taken seriously.... sorry if it was a bit off.

Don't be sorry Genesis. Just don't. There is no need.

Straighten your back, keep your head up high, walk to a mirror and tell yourself that you are not sorry. (May need some practice, but really, there is no need to be sorry)
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2014, 01:13:49 PM »
Okay :)
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Re: We regret to give you the following disclaimer due to the following reasons:
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2016, 11:19:51 PM »
Why in the name of Hades would sarah beyondthepalin want a pet moose? all the  bitch need do is look in a mirror :P
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